go anti-woke go broke

this might be the funniest message you could have leaked due to poor OPSEC

Something that just feels wrong about seeing a cybertruck in a school zone

israel is committing genocide against palestine and the foundation of the united states is being torn apart to punish the people who think this is bad.

Orange boy sitting with me

Okay, I'm on the public line and going to do another live-skeeting of the hearing for those who can't join (it seems the public line is now full).

Hearing is set to start in moments.

Maybe the most insulting thing about the government's argument is that they are arguing they can't provide details because of national security but THEY MADE PROPAGANDA VIDEOS ABOUT EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.

saw a politician unironically propose changing “french fries” to “freedom fries” and it made me realize this is the most 2002 political moment we’ve been in in a long time

mommy coming on line to defend your multi billion dollar nazi company is crazy

At the end of everything, hold onto anything.

Reject humanity, evolve to salamander

I need to use this more

Also me, every 3 weeks: I need to use this more

The deeper I get through In Stars and Time the more I am absolutely in love with it

So do y'all think Harrison Butker is imagining that its woman's rights he's kicking away every time?

HUH?!?!?!? MUMUMA MR BEAST????

New Spamton shirt idea

Feels very cool that you simply cannot be sure what foods are and are not safe to eat anymore.

"board game publishers always lie about their play times"

some of you motherfuckers take a full minute to move a single meeple

Ow

I finished. And so did Grizzly😔

I want to repeat a quote but idk if I even can just publicly bc wtf

Lol I do feel a little bad for Bizly and his gf for getting THIS after putting in the effort to make the world

The jello pun....

Oh god there's still another hour+ of this

"Are you the mayor or a furry?"

Is NOT a question I ever expected to hear

"How do I explain this and not get demonitized?"

"It's Patreon, go for it."

They haven't been remotely tame up to this point, but this feels like its where things are about to go off the rails, I predict.

I've put it off long enough, listening to part 2 of Monster Control Service. Lord help me for what I'm about to endure

I don't see what repealing discrimination laws has to do with lowering egg prices, but surely its all part of the process, right