New euphemism for genocide: "opt them out of the gene pool." This is legit terrifying.

I genuinely do not understand the impetus to have AI do your research and write your brief for you. That's the whole practice of law, right there. That's the fun part--understanding the precedent and arguing about its application. If you don't like doing that, why are you even a lawyer?

Same, I’m a commercial litigator

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

The fuck is wrong with you? Don't celebrate trans people being misgendered, even if they're horrible people

*treeble damages (I’m so sorry)

Let. Him. Cook.

You are so talented!

Counterpoint: it is an extremely reasonable amount of joy

stg the Murderbot Diaries have become my personal Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon. They are my comfort media.

Scapegoat Wax - Aisle 10 (Hello Allison) videoclip YouTube video by TheMcdjc1

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgBY...

SHOW ME
A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH PAVEMENT
AND I WON'T KILL YOUR PARENTS
AND ROAST THEM ON A SPIT

(we need some help in aisle ten)

Let's have a toast to the girl in aisle ten

Mark erasure

Opened up Spelling Bee and immediately got a song stuck in my head. It's a banger, though, so I could do a lot worse

Thank you for preemptively answering the question we all had

Exactly this! Thank you!

Forgive how dirty Penny’s bed looks. It’s a heavy shedding season, and I promise we just washed it less than a week ago

When the skritching hits the right spot #SkunkSky

Thanks. I cannot bear to listen to his voice, so thanks for taking that one for the team in the service of accuracy.

“Had to do Red Cross” is, uh, not a thing

Men hate women so much that they'd rather be unemployed than seem girly. Maybe they should hate women less?

Fat orange tabby cat fast asleep on a blue blanket, not a single thought in his head

Latke the cannabis compliance purralegal works tirelessly to keep your weed safe and compliant. He’s always on the grind.

They're so adorable and furious!

Middle aged white lady with blue glasses standing with a teenager, face covered by a sticker, in front of the Barrymore Theater in Madison, WI. Marquee reads “On Cinema”

Patriot was SOOOO good, and went SOOOO hard

Taking the youngest to see @timheidecker.bsky.social at On Cinema! The world is about to explode, but the 16yo is happy

Anyone who had ever read any of your literary novels knows it's not fake. Your generosity and joy and kindness comes through very clearly in your work. Thank you for the queer joy!

He's so delightful in this show!