I'm awake and hungry

There ain't no easy way out

bless you wife, stoned to bejesus playing zelda

Venmo @crankycricket

Chat I really hate doing this but I got slammed with a surprise $1200 bill and I don’t have enough money rn to pay the $480 in utility bills which are due immediately. So if you have a couple spare bucks to chip in I’d appreciate it and I’ll even post boobs later in appreciation.

Ugh yeah, not great!

Hopefully everyone in your home mends quickly

I just had to pick up a string child early from school sooo yeah

My cats, every goddamn morning

It's cast iron

If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses

Trained my phone right ( now autocorrects yeah to yeag)

Hooray

My skeleton should have a lab coat with the name Dr. Bone embroidered on it.

when i die i want my body fed to ants or something and my skeleton be one of those skeletons that just hangs out in a lab all day looking cool

Owww

It froze for me too but it's working again!

Oh I bet it's cookin

Garlic and Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass

Oh daaang it looks gorgeous out

Me n who???

Yes I need to vacuum, shut up

It's nothing special but it fits perfectly in my cup holder

I am definitely going to research this. They could use me for fungus food too, I don't care. I just want to be a skelly

I found my preferred water bottle that had been missing for months lemme get a w

I thought that was Justin Timberlakes dui mugshot

My skeleton should have a lab coat with the name Dr. Bone embroidered on it.

when i die i want my body fed to ants or something and my skeleton be one of those skeletons that just hangs out in a lab all day looking cool

He's bringing back quaaludes

🙋