So I’m not supposed to search “How to get a 90s babe to kick me off the top of the Space Needle?”

Except it doesn’t when the systems for which UBI would be needed -Food, Health Care, Housing —would immediately adjust to extract more than UBI provided. We need Medicare For All, Social Security increases, social housing, and price caps on food staples.

Is Derby this weekend?

The Nicolae Ceaușescu Institute for LOOGYs

EthanObama

The candidate threw themselves a parade. I know another candidate currently in office who did that.

looking good sir

I was never a frequent enough smoker or a frequent enough flyer to worry about smoking at the airport however, I did once have a cigarette on an airplane, Air France 1994, when I was 16 years old and it was one of the most God Tier experiences of my entire life.

Also, schools were still class filters at the time. While certainly the goal of public education was to educate the masses, the very poorest children didn't necessarily attend past the youngest grades, or at all, and so the expense was easier to bear, socially, for the upper echelon of taxpayers.

“Route 66 is like gravity. Full service gas stations are like quantum mechanics. Rotary phones are the strong nuclear force.”
Have some self-respect.

This is like saying giant switchboard buildings for Ma Bell are the same as physics. Gtfoh. Those buildings are all empty or gone now, man.

Ball through the legs? Tech
Ball behind the back? Tech
Euro-step? Buddy, you know what’s coming

2028 Adam Silver implements the Cousy protocols.

It’s about the eternal threat of white women & wellness culture.

Baphomet. Or actually BaphoMets since he’s from Queens.

Shearer loves calling everyone pussies and broke boys.

He should make the NYPD dust the apples at Gristedes if they want to keep their jobs.

Nothing but frame all day.

Mamdani should fire Jessica Tisch to make up for this.

Me, opening this app

Lucille Bluth saying she doesn’t care for Erling Haaland

They want to kiss

Lucille Bluth saying she doesn’t care for Erling Haaland

“We’re not going to be wearing suits that are wool blends, I’m hearing. I know a lotta guys in the garment industry, big successful guys, and they’ll be very sad about this. Not being able to do blends anymore. But we’ve gotta do what it says in *spicy voice* DEUTERONOMY.”

Smh, this is misinformation. Here are actual bike gas prices.

I didn’t even get to post my “In the Etihad, straight up Cherki’n it” before we evened it up

DonnarOOPSIDAISY

LETS FUCKKNG GOOOOOO

Summoning The Old Ones*

*53 Year-Old VC execs who have had the bodies of multiple escorts dumped over the edge of a yacht

Catholic separatists in Phoenix would at least be interesting.