oh no!

But yeah it’s when you’re 30 and then again at 46

Depends when you think you’ll die. 😳

They’ll actually last if you hand wash

Remind me, which of yall needed the Zara pitchfork and shovel?

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

Plz share once she’s ready

THANK U

it d be really good for everyone to take next week off next week

so Im on vacation next week and it’d be great for me if everyone else also took next week off? That way I don’t miss anything?? Just a thought let me know

That’s what I was wondering! Like, we’re always chasing youth, in crisis, and buying bullshit. It doesn’t just appear at 45.

The world is big and full of mustache

Gayamerican mustaches always lean toward the Tom of Finland/70s/full upper lip stache, which I LOVE!
But I’m in Barcelona now viewing many successful skinny mustaches. Not quite John Waters but a groomed, faggy pair of dashes. Extremely cute.
It leads me to desire more variety back home.

grok make him love me

Allbirds Stock Now Crashing as Reality Sets in About Its Delusional AI Pivot The mad scrabble to get in on the latest AI startup — struggling shoe company Allbirds — has since come to a "screeching halt."

"The vast majority of times, these things end in tears."

Olivia Rodrigo - drop dead (Official Music Video) YouTube video by OliviaRodrigoVEVO

obsessed is not even the word

youtu.be/78wrful9cVU?...

do gays without kids have a midlife crisis? What are yall seeing

He’d be an iconic guest

“City of Icons”

I just got back and everyone said you’re from here?

Delete your DoorDash app today. It’s funny when things he touches shrivel

Boy kibble

Cultivation II, 260413

NEW: We’re joined by 75 organizations in calling on Meta to cancel plans to install facial recognition technology on their “smart” glasses.

This tech would allow anyone who wears the glasses to identify and spy on those around them.

Meta must stop this all-out assault on our privacy and safety.

Not the first time even. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

i'm not saying you SHOULD burn down data centers but i am saying i could never be mad at someone for doing it

A painting of a stormy dark sky over a small shack in a prairie.

My painting DARK STORM

This week, I will be forcing a vote on legislation to block the sale of nearly half a billion dollars worth of bombs and bulldozers to the Israeli military.

The extremist Netanyahu government that has committed genocide in Gaza does not need more military support from American taxpayers.

If you’re truly biscuit maxing you can get a sack of six (pronounced “sack-ah siuks”
But I was already floating off the fried chicken and sausage/egg/cheese biscuit and didn’t need to hoard joy from others

King doesn’t need to get his organs rearranged
they’re already there

Biscuits so buttery that my lips were soft for eight hours after