TAke a look, y'all:

paws at you (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

Writing prompt: a group of out-of-work firemen strive to create a firefighter version of Outer Heaven in the American Southwest

a black and white design that reads "you could learn a lot from a lesbian." to the right of the text are various items such as carabiners, a boot, a lollipop, a hammer, a boot, an apple, a lighter, cherries, a bouquet of flowers, a butterfly wing, and many stars. the entire image is textured to be grainy.

happy #lesbianvisibilityweek!

A fake install screen for Microsoft Windows 95. On the left quarter of the page is a teal panel showing the old wavy Windows logo, with "Microsoft Windows 95" written up its right side. In the remaining space of the page, in black serif text on a white background, is the following text: Title: Enjoy This While It Lasts One of these days, the idea of just putting Windows on your computer will be a distant memory. Forget sharing a product code, your permission to use Windows will be stored on a centralized server where we can revoke your access at any time if we think you're not giving us enough money. Adware installed by the manufacturer is "unthinkable?" Better start thinkin' it, buddy, 'cause that's FAR from the worst thing we're shoving into your PC. We'll even try to make you use a fake digital person that plagiarizes art and books and also lies to you. Welcome to the future, motherfucker. You should probably just use Linux Mint instead.

Having lot of fun with @alice.averlong.com's Death Generator :3

"not a fucking chance babe"
- the person drawing my blood when I asked if I could have an extra vial

Mark, this is GOOD NEWS

everyone should log off forever

I’m gonna be honest I think it’s wrong that nintendo owns a guy. and the crime the guy was doing? providing free fun to people. and because that free fun was related to nintendo’s paid fun, they get to treat him like he killed people. What the fuck? Pickachu?

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Palantir put out the most cartoonishly evil statement possible. They’re so arrogant and self-confident they don’t seem to believe their fascistic plans can be opposed.

We must get rid of Palantir altogether.

twitter-thread.com/t/2045574398...

Translation: they are proposing a bill that says you cannot under any circumstances use a computer for any purpose without allowing the United States government continuous monitoring and a backdoor

this one isnt even controversial

my most controversial estrogen would have saved her take is rozz williams

I don’t need luck – I have you.

Testing the limits of my age gap relationship by showing my girlfriend Krystal and renemon and seeing if any lust or recognition appears in her eyes at all

Are you paid to post bullshit or do you do it for the love of the game?

FUUUUCK!! I HATE IT-O'S cereal

poisoning my entire island

Having received so much love for our good old #MoonChild game, we are happy to give love back to the game community by releasing the Moon Child source files + assets.

Details can be read in the ReadMe text. We're looking forward to see what you're going to create! 💚

bitbucket.org/rhinoid/moon...

barbors are for haircuts

happy casual quanchy friday everyone

happy casual quanchy friday everyone

Fascistic and sexually censorious societies tend to devolve into this. Pornography is limited and banned, but advertising and political expression become highly sexual through repressed eroticism. You can see this through the increase in euphemisms and innuendos in today’s ad slogans

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

the sale ends in 3 days get kitsune tails for 13 usd while you can

a photograph of me (specifically my tits) wearing a black shirt that in white print says "shame is a prison. Abandon cringe. Bark for women" a bit of my hair is visible draped over my chest.

crotchless skirt jeans for when you need your cock to get better air flow and hang out like a target at a firing range

ordinary wednesday night for me