Ok tried to go tonight and the bartender let us stand there for 5 minutes while she explained the concept of a bar to some other patrons.

You’re missing out [on a simple life as a pillar of salt]

Fuckin yeah

Pillar of salt. He looked back.

It wasn’t her fault though! Seemed like a kitchen policy, just super weird. I’m happy to pay for extra toppings or changes but not allowing it seems like a missed opportunity.

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Cannot wait to see her open for Demi tomorrow ⭐

Happy birthday! 🎈

Oh the waitress was having NONE of it. Just seems like such an odd choice for a pizza place to basically prohibit any changes... it's such an easily customizable food!

I hadn’t heard about it but walked past it today — it looks cute! Will be going back soon.

Pizzeria Beddia is truly not worth it. Like I’m sorry but I can’t switch out anchovies for sausage (both $5 as add-one to a plain pizza) on a pizza that I want because it comes with garlic and oregano, but I also can’t add garlic and oregano to a plain pizza? Fuck off.

Lunchtime nap? Yeah

It seems way too late for them to announce any performer worth braving the crowd/heat/sun for. The relative shade of the Gayborhood will be much more comfortable…

It’s April

Well of course, we don’t want it to be obvious!

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New Omar Apollo when?

Yeah burn it all down, right away

You’ve got to leave it up until you get THAT like 👏🏻

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Sunny day bop

Did he use AI to write this but it got confused by the "write it like a douche" prompt?

Oh these are CUTE

I don't know, we might need that kind of reset. Too bad they don't exist.

That's the ideal time! I am NOT a morning person but I am ready for activity at 5pm for sure.

"Oh my type? Unreliable twink."

I love running once I get over the hurdle of the first few days!

TRULY! Seeing her Saturday so that's heavy on the playlist this week

Gotta go fast!

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🥵

I have got to get back into running. There are so many benefits:
1. great cardio
2. literally run from my problems
3. exhaust myself so that I actually go to sleep at a normal hour
4. maybe get a little tan
5. "I want to get a quick run in" as an excuse to arrive late

Just throwing something on to grab a package from the apartment mailroom 💃

I don't understand how he's still famous