The fastest I have ever preordered something.

Who are these fans?! Where?? did we ever hear about it? Did we vote? #Survivor50

a twist “courtesy of the fans” more like “courtesy of south african survivor” #survivor

I guess so, but Coach v. Jonathan v. Joe? I’m voting Coach.

Great call

WHY IS CIRIE CRYING IN THE PREVIEW #survivor50

That’s a mistake. Always.

you know it's bad when even the NYT PR account has to admit they fucked up lmfao.

How do we get this?

Can the tribe unspeak? #survivor50

jeff’s description of applebees menu items has received more screentime than tiffany

Three people going home isn't a twist. #Survivor50

ZERO PEOPLE WANTED THIS TWIST. #survivor50

I have claimed and unclaimed the Yonkers boy RIZGOD about 8000 times so far. #Survivor50

OK, I'll give Jeff this one. It's good. #Survivor50

I think it’s neat when a new award pops up and the majority of nominees are ladies. #oscars

They can't air anything you didn't actually say.

Devens and Christian don't know who Billie is I'm cackling #Survivor50

Joe-tation and Joe-nonsense #Survivor50

A Joe schedule. A Joe-tation. CHRISTIAN HUBICKI LMFAOHJGOIE. #Survivor50

I'm here for it. The world is here for it.

The new cooking show starts at 9:30

Tonight is 90 minutes.

oh no lmao #Survivor50

With every vote they reveal, I become more and more convinced that Jeff fully ignored the actual votes and just did whatever he wanted anyway. #Survivor50

I have been trying to verbalize this for months and I think Dalton Ross nailed it. #Survivor50

Mike White with his new abs #survivor50

YEAHHHHH DOCTOR CHRISTIAN HUBICKI #Survivor50

Whoever panned to Jenna Lewis as soon as Savannah revealed she won… give them a raise #Survivor #Survivor50

NO THE FUCK WE DIDNT VOTE NO TO RICE AND NO SUPPLIES.
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.

#Survivor