I messed up my migration over lol

I had a dream I was doing a lot of pushups and it was very easy. 👍

The thing about the Mr. Tendernism trademark alley Oop is it proves how much we need each others help. We get these skills and educate ourselves for our survival….not for money. It’s to be of use in our communities…money is not real but our survival is.

I hope we make a hallmark film about this

I had beans on toast today and my body enjoyed it. I can not confirm that I morally approve though.

Hahahhahashhahaa

I’ll never forget a Jewish man asking me to teach him black slang in exchange for teaching me Jewish things…..never asked to know btw.

I don’t like when someone sees themselves as my ally and gets upset that I have a boundary or rough edges with them.

You put up with bad attitudes from cats all day….sypaau

How to cultivate more bubbles for the bubbly black girls.

A guide

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…..make it happen

Being somebodies “first baddie” is in fact a hazing ritual.

Can we get a fat princess? Damn!

Can you feel yourself slipping into your adult identity and falling farther away from who you were as a young person or little person?

Are there any songs about this?

“That little fight in you, I like that”
“Then you’re gonna love Me”

The joke being that they do in fact love each other.

You know something I LOVE when black people do it? When they deep sigh apathetically at an arduous task.

“Hhuuuuuuuh” is the new sound and it tickles me every SINGLE TIME.

Hold tf up….you mean to tell me this is a damn superhero movie?!

(I didn’t see it)

Mad cause we caught the people who woulda helped Stalin in the act. I LOVE social media in 2026

👀👀

You buy the water with “electrolytes” because it tastes better but that’s just salt. Literally a pinch of salt…you’re missing trace minerals and your body is craving it!

I need that April 18th shirt

They’re not chill they might be remedial. He’s not hot he’s tortured inside. Run you fool!

As a person with RBF this is my worst nightmare

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Okra in your omelette

This time when I start to glow or glam up again I have to keep my cool 😮‍💨

The next day he asked if he could taste me and I rolled my eyes. Get your own game bro.

Australia is terri-welcoming enough.

I heard someone call somebody a Jive Turkey two days ago.

Don’t treat your boss better than me babe

Timothy Clamchowder wants us to be stuck with sports and movies as our only entertainment 🤢

“Being a leader is hard “
“Yes, but that’s what you said you wanted…so do it.”

The realest thing we have is our potential and our capacity. What’s a trillion dollars to a society that won’t get out of bed for anything less than 999 million?