Reiki therapist: your energy is fucked up. It's bad.
Me: thank you doctor.
Reiki therapist: hold still I'm going to blow you up with my power.

we were blessed by a brief visit from a pair of mallards in the back yard at daybreak today #blessed #loudquacking

me too. I love it when WITCHES make that big soup

bela and I crossed paths with this celebrity on our way to the cemetery this evening. he teasingly said "☝️ you girls walk funny with your shoes off!" and I hit him with a "feels good man"

I am learning and growing. My power is increasing. The more mistakes I make, the harder it will be to kill me.
My only regret is not making enough bad decisions.

and if you are inclined to presumptively they/them me while I'm alive to ask for clarification because you don't quite believe me about my gender, you're cursed too. you should repent 😌

a note to my future biographers: if you try to say "sadie's gender identity was very complex! we believe that if they were alive today, they would identify as [whatever]" then I will put a curse on you from beyond the grave. I am a masculine woman and a strange woman and that's all there is to it

to be clear, at the time that the phone stopped recognizing me the physical transformation was not yet underway, there was only intention. and the phone has never failed to recognize me through any of my previous changeling episodes

apparently my phone noticed that i became an entirely new person around this time last year by means of intentional sorcererous transformation

I predict i will meet a premature death either from either sleep deprivation or getting up to some Wile E. Coyote shit

!!! he's even got the same open crown stetson that I gave him when it got too floppy for the likes of me c. 2010

Prudence we all wish you WOULD please and thanks

here's what I wore to the puppet show

the storm blowing in is showering the back yard with a blizzard of crabapple petals from the front yard

in my great grandmother's yearbook from like 1918 I discovered a young fellow named Manly Beard

could this be nice

what to heck

happy gay easter from my funny stick bouquet

I have a morsel of unsolicited advice if you find you have lingering symptoms: after my own concussion, my psychiatrist recommended CBD and N-acetylcysteine to help clean up oxidative stress in the brain. I hope your recovery will be swift and uncomplicated

last night we watched a documentary about the making of Steely Dan's Aja and tonight we're watching Crash (1996) and it's bringing up a bunch of conflicted feelings about my past life as a cool sophisticated sex pervert

I've been wanting to get back into it but at this point I can't imagine being able to afford even the cost of shared lessons. i don't think I've ever felt as competent and confident though as when I was a kid who was trusted to handle horses independently and I would love to experience that again

i was a horse girl growing up, but in rural Iowa in the 90s it wasn't remarkable. my riding instructor took me to a livestock auction one day, we chose a pony from the kill pen and he became my project. I also traded labor (mucking stalls and working as a pony camp counselor) for lessons

do you have any other sources handy to learn more? Gibb's career really overshadows Fasset in the search results when I try to find their work together

i hadn't heard of either of them until just now but apparently I was trying to reverse engineer this sweater from my own wardrobe this morning!!

happy Beauty Day don't forget to do your shot and venerate Venus. she likes pink, green and copper jsyk

When we put earbuds in for every walk, fill every silence with a podcast, distract every moment of boredom, we're training the brain that our internal world is something to escape from. We've put diapers on every sensation we experience. We padded the world. And now we're wondering why nobody can feel anything. Take the diaper off.

thank you instagram wise man

don't worry i have been microdosing THC regularly in lieu of megadoses

I hope school will give you a drugs break eventually!!

there's only one way to find out 😊

congratulations on the imminence of surgery 🙏 you are invited to come do drugs in Iowa anytime it seems like a good idea