can't wait to get directed into the path of a landing 737 just because some AI air traffic controller didn't want to say no to my pilot when they asked to use the runway

tomorrow hegseth's gonna announce that parachutes are optional for paratroopers isn't he

I'm just saying, if that's what Trump thinks a doctor looks like, I'm hoping he gets to see his doctor soon

when u blockade a waterway in order to open it

it's nice that they got the astronauts those red welcome home balloons, makes the whole thing more festive

is that bad? seems bad

I also sometimes think about doing things I shouldn't do

party of absolute fuckin freaks

is it weird that my first thought when seeing this was about how much fun it will be to pull down that statue with a chain tied to a truck bumper

congratulations to Donald Trump on making the "World's Largest TACO," the Guiness records people will be in touch

if they aren't spending the day making a second installment of the "You Don't Have To Follow Illegal Orders" video starring every elected Democrat in Congress, what are we even doing

what a rollercoaster to go from the national pride of a manned lunar flyby to the national shame of "a whole civilization will die tonight" in under 24 hours

look I'm no expert but maybe we should consider *not* having a president who is Like This

I have the sudden urge to play Kerbal Space Program

It will be really funny to see who the next Solicitor General is after today

we have always been at war with eastasia

Best case here is that importers will get $200+ billion in tariff refunds from the Treasury. But we still paid $8 for eggs. That's not coming back to us. All Trump accomplished is chaos and a massive wealth transfer from consumers to corporations.

state of the union is going to be lit y'all

[phone rings]

"Hello, do you have Prince Andrew in a cell?"

the banner of the Washington Post with its tagline Democracy Dies in Darkness but Democracy Dies in is struck through

Darkness.

Schitt's Creek - Moira's Commercial YouTube video by Schitt's Creek

💔

"warrants for arrests"?!?

you literally could not set the bar any lower

Tom Homan (derogatory)

Hulk Always GIF Alt: Hulk Always GIF

I've decided to embrace it

this is obv beside the point but the sheer ham-handedness of DHS leaking a video to a right wing news site just so DHS could turn around and retweet it really is something to behold

No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.

Rep Roger Williams, an idiot: "People need to quit demonstrating, quit yelling at law enforcement, challenging law enforcement, and begin to get civil."

January 6 insurrectionists confronting police

your job now is to find a way to live with people who genuinely want to shoot you in the face

if the falcons hire belichick after dodging that bullet in 2023 I swear to god

oh wait I found it 18 USC § 20£#(b)(μ): CONSPIRACY TO BE RELATED TO TARGET OF UNCONSTITUTIONAL MILITARY ACTION