HEY

I've seen enough: fire the entire team and green light a live-service shooter.

The culprit revealed.

She's checking whether her plan worked (no success so far)

i am quite fond of december holiday

...so i drew a bunch of designs from my moots over on twitter c:
It was a lot of fun, i adore all of them hehe
#DELTARUNE #Dess

A gold graphic with a red festive section at the top. A gold banner with the number “£3,000,000” is in the center, and below this, large white text reads “Milestone reached”. Other text reads “Thank you!” with the jingle Jam logo and the Jingle Jam Tiltify web page address.

We’ve just raised £3,000,000 for our partnered charities. You’re aiding causes across the world: helping to combat climate change, supporting mental health, children affected by conflict and LGBTQ+ young people, and so much more.

To all our fundraisers and supporters - THANK YOU!

#SmilingFriends

SK8R DAD 🛹💥

@yogscast.com

Now I know how Scheana felt when Ariana got Dancing With The Stars

Charlie Kirk on mass shooting victims: 'We cannot allow them to emotionally hijack the narrative'

Tweet from @BenjaminCrew1: Season 1 episode of a medical drama: Professional and personal tensions are high during a stressful day at the hospital Season 9 episode of a medical drama: There's a new patient at the hospital, his name is Dracula

So is he still trying to make this a banking app or

TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks.

these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.

"Aborted Horse" Follows the "Aborted Girlfriend" meme structure with a central picture of a horse and the text around the outside being: "I'm not even sure they do horse abortions. Honestly I didn't check." "Now I can't kick you in the head and kill you" "Would have liked to throw you off my back and break your spine." "Who will hoard jewels and spread propaganda?" "Tell mom I said neigh" "It's cold here in hell where all horses go when they die"

My fave variant is this one, mostly because the OP seems to have MASSIVE beef with horses and that's so funny to me.

They put Old Needle Dick in Fortnite

Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."

Reposting this for no particular reason

Ross "Dread Pirate Roberts" Ulbricht

Why does every USB device in the world decide that it should be the default microphone input EXCEPT for microphones

"You lost weight?"
"God no" 😭

Perhaps the Gamers are alright

Bart knows books Bart knows beer Bart knows babes

My boyfriend got me this unofficial (I know, it's a shock this wasn't official merch) Simpsons t-shirt for our first Christmas as a couple and it's honestly the worst thing I've ever been given. I get angry every time I think about it.

absyyynth Follow 3h ago i just have to know what happened to the ui/ux designers at firaxis between civ6 and civ7 absyyynth 3h ago nefariousbastardgirl 3m ago it was luigi mangione. i'm not kidding looking up his Ul bug fixes in civ 6 Newsweek https://www.newsweek.com Luigi Mangione Job Resume Reveals Video Game Work on 'Civilization VI' Dec 12, 2024 - Per Mangione's Linkedin, while at Civ VI Mangione "fixed over 300 UI bugs (25% of Ul bug count) using Lua language, Jira software, and Perforce what the fuck 8,058 notes

The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it

kinda insane how Luigi is just a prolific troubleshooter

The French also demand back the little Eiffel Tower from Vegas. That is the Eiffel Tower's son and its his weekend with the kids.

Guy looking at their monitor, about to click a file called "mirror.exe". The monitor then turns off and they see themselves reflected in the monitor.

I had this idea stuck in my head

Hi I'm the guy at Google who decided that the graph you pasted into Docs should have a border width of 0

White people don't say "I'm happy" anymore they say "That tickled my dopamine receptors"

"If I die, make me a memecoin"