Her name is Sara but I shoulda called her Sanity. 💕🐾🐶

I personally don't indulge, but Happy #4/20 to you and yours!

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One of the many benefits of kicking my ex to the curb was the reclamation and maintenance of my spotless bathroom!

I called it "obviously staged" the moment I saw the footage.🤷🏾‍♀️

There was a time when the president inspired pride instead of exhaustion. I miss that more than I can say.

The Strait of (Iran) Hormuz was open for one tenth of a Scaramucci.

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Imma call him nuts.

3 Southern California residents sentenced in bear suit insurance fraud scheme Three Southern California residents have been sentenced in a bizarre insurance fraud scheme which prosecutors say involved them staging fake bear attacks on high-end cars.

6abc.com/post/3-south... It feels good to laugh every once in a while....😂

Woman fatally shot by officers after slashing boy in Walmart shopping cart: Police A woman armed with a kitchen knife was fatally shot by police officers Tuesday morning after slashing a 3-year-old boy in a shopping cart, authorities said.

6abc.com/post/woman-f... Precisely why I always carry Mace in my pocket wherever I go...and my finger is ALWAYS on the trigger.

Was there a coronation or beauty pageant following the premiere? 😂

Happy #Caturday 😺... also known as "Sun Nap Saturday". 🐾

I agree with what they're currently saying, but I don't trust that any of them have permanently rejected the #Fascist_Felon. They'll all start loving him again any minute now!

#TAP Trump's A Pussy

Forget about the Day of Impeachment, I’m waiting on the Day of Embalment..

See you in September (after the shoobies have left)! 🌅

I agree wholeheartedly.💕 And there are few things more heartbreaking than a pet parent having to surrender their fur baby because they must enter hospice or start chemo. 😥That's precisely the time when you will need your pet's comfort and companionship the MOST!🐾💔

Iran live updates: Trump agrees to 'suspend the bombing and attack' for 2 weeks President Donald Trump is threatening to destroy all of Iran's bridges and power plants in a four-hour blitz attack on Tuesday night if the countries don't agree to a deal to reopen the Strait of Horm...

6abc.com/live-updates... #TACO 😂

If the #Fascist_Felon ends up destroying the world tonight, there is not a single human being with whom I'd choose to spend Earth's last moments instead of these 2. 🐾💕 #DieWithASmile🙂

Darn ... he's still alive. 😞 #Unfit

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SOOO READY!

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C'mon Karma! 🙏🏾☠️⚰️

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This comment WINS! 🏆🤣

Definitely want to see this film. I hope it's playing in a theater near me.

Condolences on this #Good_Friday to all those who observe 🙏🏾 ("Happy" is NOT the correct sentiment). One week, they're waving palm fronds at your ass. The next, they're nailing your ass to a wooden cross. #Humans_Suck 🤬

Praying everyday that the #Fascist_Felon meets the same fate as his idol. 🙏🏾☠️

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Just thankful that I won't have to see her soul-less #MAGAt face in my #BlueSky feed for much longer.

With a layover at DISBARMENT!

SaraFina is beyond impressed. 👏🏾🐾💕