Had plans for today but now fck em

First day of school wore nieces 2 & 3 out! They came home, put their bonnets on and went to sleep 😂

Michael’s gave me a $5 voucher and I haven’t shopped there in months. They’re really trying to get Joann’s customers 😂

Morning! Slept hard like I was partying all weekend 😂 but I did wake up to an order for 3 hats 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

I guess it’s my turn to complain about Apple now 😂 I bought something from them on the 3rd, why are you just now taking the money 12 days later?

I thought I would regret selling my ticket for tonight’s concert, but I’m at peace with my decision.

For now 😂

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Welp Panera Bread shrunk the size of the cinnamon crunch bagel. I guess it’s officially over between us

I swear having multiple hobbies is a hobby itself

Bath and Body Works can really mess up a scent by adding vanilla or musk to it 😒

Just realized I’m missing $10. This is why I can’t keep cash on me.

This lady really skipped all this open space to sit next to me with this loud ass iPad 😂

Everybody and everything’s about to be extra annoying today

I opened this app at the wrong damn time smh. Not guilty my ass.

Sometimes I remember that I have free will to go out and get food whenever I want but then I also remember that it’s hot as hell outside 😩

TIL that there are some people that have never heard of the name Whitley before 😧

Was I the rude one? Especially since he didn’t have common courtesy to check before letting his dog out?

Morning was I supposed to say thank you in this situation?: I’m walking upstairs, someone let their dog out (he was leashed) at the same time. He says sorry and starts yelling at the dog. I say it’s ok and continue walking. He says thank you loudly and I turn around but he kept walking.

I need a nap but told my nieces they could come over for a few hours 🥴

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Painquil? really?

I got a feeling this doc appointment isn’t going to go how I want it

I finally show up to an empty park just for it to start raining 😭

I spent so much on groceries I forget I had other bills to pay 😂

I’m bored. It’s not that I don’t have anything to do, I’m just procrastinating on doing it

I tore these wires up already 🥴

He’s about to do something to the HBCUs, ain’t he? Or cancel Juneteenth, right?

Mushrooms and pepperoni

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Is this a headband wig?!

I had stuff planned for today, instead I’ve been rotating on this couch like a little rotisserie chicken 😂