Fyi, I call Mel "Pumkin" and she calls me "Monkeybread"

UPDATE:

I asked her out and SHE SAID YES!!!

A Mii version of Scatman John in a meadow with a blue sky, surrounded by flowers, and a rainbow bending over his head.

I'm calling out from Scatland...

I'm calling out from Scatman's World...

A can of Blue Moon beer in front of an aquarium of dolphins.

Sharing the things we know and love with those of our kind
Libations 🍺...
Cetaceans 🐬...
That stagger the mind

Miis of an ape man and a red-haired woman in Tomodachi Life in a rosy background and the ape man is blushing.

The ape man (Ape of the Hour) stares into the camera, blushing and saying, "Could what I'm feeling for Mel...be love?"

I made Melanie Spankenheimer (Cousin Mel) from Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer in Tomodachi Life, and already I'm in love.

IT ARRIVED!!!

You and I, staring at each other on a carousel.

🤝

Vengaboys - We're Going to Ibiza! YouTube video by Vengaboys

Today, I'm going to eat pizza. youtu.be/MXXRHpVed3M?...

It's not a longing for inconvenience. It's a desire to actually have a relationship with the media we consume.

I gave up music streaming because it prioritized hits, when I want to listen to whole ass albums. I don't want a slice, I want the whole damn pie.

A picture of my copy of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream on it's way to my place. It's almost out for delivery.

C'mon... C'MON...

A pink tulip

A red and yellow tulip surrounded by pink and red tulips.

Spring has sprung! Look at these tulips!!

For sale: Ape mask, never worn.

I will drink my big Black Cow and get outta here.

Dirty soda is tasty, but I cannot drink it without a guilty conscience.

Well damn. I guess I'm gay then.

a dinosaur is playing a red gibson guitar ALT: a dinosaur is playing a red gibson guitar

LIVE NOW!

Playing Tokyo Scramble

twitch.tv/apeofthehour

A new fighting game to replace Smash Bros where you make Miis of all your friends and then battle with each other.

It's called Tomodachi Strife.

A new fighting game to replace Smash Bros where you make Miis of all your friends and then battle with each other.

It's called Tomodachi Strife.

Today, I'm gonna be streaming more Tokyo Scramble @ 3 PM CST.

And tomorrow, maybe some Tomodachi Life...

a cartoon character with a shield and a sword in a video game ALT: a cartoon character with a shield and a sword in a video game

Rizzin' the ladies like Kamaro

I see Bluesky's "vibes-based" coding is at it again.

Teehee

Sure, jackass... /ref

So you're saying there's a hole in your work that must be filled? 🤭

Ugh I'm so sleepy today 😴😴😴

"I had a great time killing....werewolves..."

She's right, Pronging. You've been an agent of chaos is every game I've played with you.

It's just sad I know so many people who will look at games older than 2015 and go, "yeah, I won't touch that."

No, that was someone else -_-