Why is it all you bean souping mother fuckers will hold a grudge forever if someone accidentally misgenders a cartoon alien, but wanna welcome every neo nazi into the fold if they bat their eyelashes at you?
Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.
Once a promising scion of one of the city’s wealthiest families, eating tainted meat transformed him into Roadkill, the terror of Gotham Park
RFK Jr. is a guy who was meant to commit a series of themed animal crimes in Gotham City with the ultimate goal to “eat the Bat” before being subdued and returned to Arkham.
Why are Canadian media reporting on Canada Post as if they've all been given a script to follow? Journalists are interfering with the union's contract ratification vote by parroting Canada Post management's talking points and telling Canadians that it isn't viable.
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it is therapy day and i do not want it to be
Toronto: What we’re seeing now is that (police) are not even distinguishing between protests, academic events or cultural events. Any time there are Palestinians speaking about Palestine, they are viewed as potentially anti-semitic or promoting violence.” www.thegrindmag.ca/cops-keep-sh...
Canada Post delivers to 17.6 million addresses every day (business and residential). At 260 work days per year, that is 4.57 billion deliveries each year. Over eight years, that is 36 billion mail deliveries in 8 years.
Canada post delivered mail 36 billion times and it only cost $6.1 billion.
either that or that's just what he wants people to think
For Whom The Pierogi Tolls
the royal family took out Diana. but i think we pretty much accept this one as fact at this point
this is why they keep trying to cancel you
it probably feels so good to do something with your life
Telling people about the good, useful use cases for AI is kinda like telling people about the 30-50 feral hogs you need your AR-15 for
It is entirely true and yet so completely divorced from the lived experience of your audience that you sound ridiculous
Flavor Flav is short for Flavorful Riboflavin
Pannek! At The Walter Cup
has anyone made this joke yet
One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.
The graves of multiple children have been defaced.
One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.
👏 Canada 👏 Post 👏 is 👏 a 👏 public 👏 service 👏
Nothing proves how capitalism has brain rotted everyone than thinking the post office, hospitals, public transit, libraries, etc. need to turn a profit to be worthwhile.
as a knitter i can sadly confirm this is untrue
HOWEVER
carpet beetles are worse and people often think they have moths when they actually have beetles
jokes are supposed to be funny. and slop isnt. hope that helps!
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Young ensign Wesley Crusher (the boy) sits at a console on the bridge, but he's turned around like he's having a talk with safe and trustworthy adult who has walked up behind him. He looks sincere and earnest, as if it's a 'very special episode of Star Trek.' He's wearing his blue and blue and gold and red and blue again Wesley sweater, which is not a bad look, tbh. Closed caption reads, "drugs can make you feel good."
see u in nairobi 🫶
genuinely do not know what she thought we are or what she wanted to do. this interaction is going to haunt me
true crime brain has fucked people up so bad and they get really mad when you point that out. and also that the entire true crime industry is predatory and exploitative
some woman walked in just now and i was like, "good morning! are you here to meet with somebody or picking up an order?" and she was like "oh is this a business?" and when i said yes she just turned around and left???
there are MULTIPLE SIGNS
yeah i thought about taking the day off and realized i would get teased so much for it that it'd be less exhausting to just go to work
I teleported to a Waffle House but it was closed and now I can't back get out
Jack Black with dreads smoking weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed in a pool with some candles
Happy 4/20, please enjoy this picture of Jack Black from I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
I don't think I've ever read a sentence as unappealing as "Jim Caviezel is Jair Bolsonaro."