“I don’t know what could possibly make Black Mask’s day worse”

“……I like your style.”

“……I’m a crime boss. I’m a twisted fuck. Get over it.”

“Especially if you fire it off and it digs into the flesh of a lippy bastard. And you just real them in as they piss and shit themselves. And you get real close and you tell remind them who the fuck is in charge. And then you twist the harpoon, and ask them to say your fucking name.”

“Harpoon guns are amazing.”

3/10

You fucking impotent bitch ass fool.

I got clothes

“Nah, it ain’t literal. I’m just a victim of Arkham. This is what happens to a sane person in Arkham. Disfigurement and severe mental damage.”

I’m only here for the food. And the crazy bitches.

#MerryChaos2025

“Oh really. I thought you came out the pussy looking like that.”

“Oh look at me. I’m Trickshot. I want a job in Gotham but I don’t even know who the top dogs are! It’s Rupert Thorne, right?

Bitch, Thorne has been rotting away for years.”

“Who doesn’t know who Black Mask is? If you live in Gotham and you hear ‘that’s Black Mask territory’, you know what the fuck that means.”

// In just realized Sonar and Warren have a lot in common in terms of crimes.

Although judging from how folks talk about Warren, Sonar would probably hate him too

“Yeah, I commited fraud and embezzlement too but I wasn’t an asshole about it.”

// I’ve written villains before. I write a Lex Luthor. Both are horrible in their own ways.

Lex is horrible in a way that may not be obvious to most folks. He probably has a lot of folks who agree with him or like him

Warren is the prime asshole piece of shit and it’s clear to everyone he’s scum

“Point is, I got shocked in a giant freezer jail cell that belonged to a fuckface with a ice gun and a medical condition and badabing badafuck. I came out like this.”

“I was actually quite handsome once. And then I was accused and arrested for some crimes I can’t get into. Caused some big issues in the stock market. Cost several people their jobs. Boo boo. Go get a fucking job cleaning the McDonald’s bathroom.”

“Sticks and stones may break my bones but shove them down someone’s throat and the sounds they make are hilarious.”

“You look like a blobfish”

// SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG

Am I wrong? Are you going to look at me and tell me that I’m wrong?

// apologies for Warren. He’s a huge asshole

“Bitch isn’t a shark. She’s a fuckin ex-VTuber with an obsession with Devil May Cry and feet.”

“If that’s Man Bat then I’m sexy Voldemort and you’re blackface Skeletor. Either way, someone’s getting cancelled.”

“Tricky. You’re entertaining but as a henchmen, if there was an app, I’d rate you ONE STAR”

“Who the FUCK wrote written by Vivziepop on my fucking office door?”

“There is another sibling but we can’t talk about that one.”

“Fuck Trickshot. I prefer his more successful brother. Moneyshot.”

“…who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Show some respect.”

“No. I didn’t mean literally you fucking banana. I mean, I hate those fish. They give me the creeps.”