btw

did the reply guys migrate over here yet

I work out, not because I want a long happy life, but because I want a long spiteful one

sure the sun is setting early but it’s just giving us more time to be enamored with the moon

finally saw challengers and found out there’s not even a threesome? feeling betrayed and lied to

bluesky baby I left my ex for you please let me see other people’s likes again

over several years I carefully cultivated mutuals on twitter and then muted approximately half of them. now I gotta start fresh here? what the fuck

there is no bond stronger than the one between a person with disordered eating and diet coke

gonna do something crazy tonight (go to sleep at 8 pm)

when men walk up stairs two at a time it’s like okay you fuckin show off

that’s true and with that in mind i’m only looking for 4k of my besties

the downgrade in attention is the one thing I cannot abide by on this app

help. i’m not getting enough attention

I don't wanna be back here...... but......

glad y’all liked this one, can’t tweet it on actual twitter so it’s just for my besties over here <3

understand that a girl literally tried to steal my boyfriend and I didn’t use it for twitter content. i’m SO mature

the national anthem is literally not even a banger

I am bluesky, destroyer of rate limits

gonna go post the world’s worst tweets on twitter just so y’all feel like i’m wasting your 600 tweets a day ❤️

people who hate new york city are BORING

I’m gonna need Elon to fix twitter cause I get waaaaaay more attention over there

i’m here but begrudgingly

I did forget this existed

am I supposed to actually be using this thing

now I have to think of funny shit to say on TWO platforms? that’s too much for me