will be back thursday, unless maidens part 2 drops. bc ill be here for that.

thank you

a better time will come. gn you all

Good for girls

Girls look so gross with cock-distended throats, but god damn are they pretty when they retch

Farming Maids for XP

"Sex provides benefits to the cardiovascular system equivalent to going on a run" You're god damn right it does

It's normal for girls to have a heart rate of 150 and a 140/90 blood pressure in the 3 hours leading up to sex. It means she has a healthy relationship with sex and is looking forward to it a whole lot.

i seee

Heavy blush is a close second

Vomit, sweat, and spit are the prettiest makeup a woman can wear

hey look its reyna

Friction-burned knees on vomit-stained basement carpet, dogeza, broken bloody nose stomped into wiped-up mess, crying, no begs (begging makes it worse), discoloration discolored further, first red, then brown when she's back three days later with a more formal apology (her anal virginity)

all is the Lord's plan 😇

realizing pretty quickly that the boy's sense of right and wrong is "whatever God thinks is ok", wondering for a moment why he acquiesced to sucking his dick so readily; eyes widening with a half smile and asking what his sunday school pastor was like

His "date" pulls out and slaps him across the face full-force anytime his teeth scrape cock. His dad hit harder for lesser offenses.

Prettyboy with squid-salt ropes in his eyes, so grateful his kind and thoughtful and loving parents prepared him so well for the real world.

The taste is offesnive, spoiled lard and hand lotion, and when he thrusts the upwards curve swabs his tonsils and makes him retch, though his mother's cooking was no better and certainly didn't make him vomit any less frequently

hello gm

Homeschooled prettyboy on his knees staring face-to-face with a real man's cock for the first time, hanging drop of precum reflecting in his stupid doe eyes

Please god I need to get two cute cishet boys so drunk they sloppy make out before I die

thabkt u

thshk you

ty lucy. hope u sleep well as well

nini you all

AND im triened

not even close, lol. @pucacaife.bsky.social and @lilytheponygirl.bsky.social have me beat by a long shot im pretty sure

yeah! it's been a long time but i'll help if I can! feel free to reach out :)

Of the 4 major strokes (breaststroke, butterfly, backstroke, freestyle), breaststroke is the easiest to become proficient in and gives you a good "feel" for the water. Freestyle is generally next because it builds off of that feel. Backstroke is upside-down freestyle, and butterfly is hell world

I'm smoking straight wolf. curling up in a ball in bed. snacking on meats. vibing. warm. in my lane and cozy.

Hey the shallow end is there for a reason! No shame in self-improvement