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Tim Boyle’s NFL career has lasted longer than the confederacy

All that tallow eating at their margins

Like either in terms of strategy or content understanding. If you can’t do it with your own brain, you’re a dummy. You shouldn’t be responsible for the children’s learning.

If you’re a K12 teacher and you need AI to create your lesson plans, you’re too stupid to do the job

Need this as a caption under one of those little “love is “ comics

It’s because they listen to Scott Galloway

*catches drift of smells from pie cooling on windowsill*

Immediately malfunctions and catches fire

When the moon is a guy with a rocket in eye that’s a-movie

Some of us are the guy in the group chat that responds to every other topic change with a potentially customized screenshot from frinkiac and it shows

Do not understand people who can run early mornings. Especially anyone 30+

How is every muscle in your body not completely stiff?

Have you been able to poop yet?

These people are aliens. I am convinced.

American League central standings with Cleveland, Detroit and Minnesota tied for first with 11-10 records Chicago white Sox in 4th with 7-13 and the royals at 7-14

For all the AL centrals in the world, you’re the AL central centraliest

“Sorry to hear about your conscious uncoupling”

I’m just happy no one got on my ass for taking the lowest hanging fruit joke possible

What is damn you autocorrect?

Yeah that’s a face I trust with my kid

Damn Linda really? you ever seen some of the stuff people use grok to make?

The desmos online calculator is a plague upon our society

Two turtles sitting on a tiered set of rocks in a pond. The turtle closer to the water is smaller and the turtle higher up is larger

My school has a pond with turtles in it and once it’s warm out they are always hanging out. It’s great.

Wild that the Phanatic was in the secret service during the Clinton administration

Feel that, dude

The only compass that drone had, ultimately was a moral compass

Pibb is stored in the balls

Can you boo the speaker or do you have to clap like a trained seal

Technical difficulties in the hot dog department is my favorite Mars Volta album

This has to be from some twin peak b roll

Coming this fall on CBS

Jesus Christ, MD

The fancy beer and wine place near us sells 6 packs of tall cans and I might be the only purchaser of them but I will be so sad if they ever stop

I think they got acquired like everyone does, but a nice cold Hamm’s hits harder than almost any beer I’ve ever had

Oh your name is Caesar too? Mine is Caesar lives 500 miles away from town I grew up in

Every time I go on the metro and end up seeing some national guardsmen I’m always like lol oh yeah those guys *deep sigh*