What if Jo Adell wins MVP?

I have been saying!

I do not know why saying pretty normal things brings these people out of the woodwork

I’m just a regular guy, these people need better enemies

I think this person might not be well

You know, fair

My wife and I have been together for eight years?

Strangers really do say all kinds of wild shit about you when you say something they don’t like

You like what you see?

Bluesky dot com: Microblogging for Jeopardy contestants

Watching Celebrity Jeopardy and it’s all just Bluesky users which makes sense I suppose

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

Jerry have I ever told you about the time a stranger accused me of being secretly Asian?

Noted Maoist Third-Worldist Cooper Lund

Strangers making wild assumptions about your politics for disagreeing with them is not limited to Bluesky

Well my aunt married a guy from Alnwick she met in the 80’s so there’s a lot of this in the family

Prefab Sprout really rocks

I believe this one because “Stevie Wonder is mostly but not fully blind” is very low stakes and it amuses me

All baseballs are hit some form of east of you think about it, except the foul ones

Stevie ain’t blind

Did you see this?

The goal of an airport is to spend as little time in the airport as possible. If they wanted you hanging around there they wouldn’t charge so much for drinks.

Hating women, but leftishly is a thing I’ve had my eye on for a while and I think it gets way worse from here

SBF stands for Getting Some Strange Bankman-Freid

What are you, 15 years old and judging all the people going to parties? Grow up and accept that we have a society because a whole lot of people don’t like being stuck at home and enjoy other people.

There’s a kind of person who wasn’t just fine with COVID, but enjoyed it because it gave them the moral high ground to do stay home, which they liked, and judge others for wanting other things. We gave them a pass because it was a crisis and they were helping, but doing it now makes you an asshole.

When we came back a couple months ago we were okay, but then the third day regression came and smacked us in the face

Hope you’ve got a cool view for it

He’s the rapidly aged midpoint between John McEnroe and Bibi Netanyahu

Everyone’s Paris is Paris, except for Parisians, whose Paris is NYC