2025 isn't "a weird time in history," we're living through the inevitable conclusion to doing everything wrong

Now I've heard there was a secret chord
That david played and it irked the lord
But you don't really care for noise rock do ya

If you pull the lever some animatronic white boys in polos and short shorts come out of the wall and act out "eating" each other's "farts" and yes there are sound effects.