MAGA: "fishing for likes is why your movies keep going straight to dvd!"
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The Mighty Moron White Power Ranger
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Who?!? Where?!? 🤔

Happy Birthday Mr. Takei
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IT'S TIME LADIES 👇

So we can definitively say Rogan prefers the scent of a fully loaded diaper.

What the Dem platform for 2028 must be:
1. Epstein Trials
2. ICE Trials
3. War Crimes Tribunals

We don’t want to hear about a $10,000 tax credit for starting new AI businesses.

We demand JUSTICE.

Nope! No "former Republicans" EVER.

Imbecile

Most of you treat this as a joke.
It's like discovering you have a tumor and instead of doing what is necessary to remove it, you just tell the tumor to remove itself. Result? Tumor grows larger.
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Incompetent Republicans are the tumor. You can't ask them to resign, YOU HAVE TO REMOVE THEM.

I can't believe I have to explain the "Nick Fury is rolling over in his grave" comment.
Sam Jackson plays nick fury.
He is also Jules in Pulp Fiction. Jules does the Ezekiel 25:17 speech.
Nick fury 'dies' in Civil War.
His tombstone reads "the path of the righteous man Ezekiel 25:17".
Get it now? 🤔

I was a roadie for years. Didn't realize that made me an expert on bands and their music! Should I demand a cut from their royalties? 🤔

🤣 They'll demand the return of their money up front. Then they'll tell USA to take a walk.

All of them are bought and paid for....like I keep telling y'all.
The entire Supreme Court needs to be done away with and reassembled under strict rules with real consequences for breaking those rules.

Oooh, a ceasefire eh?
Any guesses as to how long before Israel resumes bombing everything and then ridiculously claiming they are the victims and have the right to exist?

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Nick Fury must be rolling in his grave.

If someone ever creates an app to delete android phone clutter pre-installed apps like Galaxy Store, maps, etc. I WOULD BUY THAT APP IMMEDIATELY.
Or maybe these manufacturers could just stop pre-installing crap.
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By the time you guys get power, you'll muck it up by hiring another Garland to prosecute. He'll drag it out, waste the clock and no one will be held accountable, LIKE YOU ALL DID LAST TIME.
We are wise to your games and shenanigans.

Sounds like your congress still has no teeth. Remember Gym Jordan? We sure do. We saw all the punishment he received.

It's enough for MAGAts. And they'll now crow all over social media that trumpo was only playing doctor.
It's the same as when they excused Elon's Nazi salute as stimming.
"He's a self diagnosed autistic and he was stimming."

He posts a crappy AI version of himself as Jesus and they suddenly regret voting for him 3 times.
Pedophilia, sexual abuse, racism, corruption and criminal activity were all okay, but a picture depicting himself as Jesus is too much?
Absolutely ridiculous.

I still think it's outrageously funny when people believe having another person swear "under oath" is some kind of magic phrase that will compel all to tell the truth.

I'm typing "the guy who burned down the kimberly clark warehouse makes more than me" into my performance review and hitting submit

Why would Melanoma try to undermine trumpo now? Is she looking to create distance? If so, how many Republicans are about to jump ship?
This could be a disaster.
I need popcorn!

And still, the people fight.
The politicians had better be paying attention.

"Under oath" means nothing when lies have no consequences.

"Dictator on Day 1" sure didn't clue the dems into his actual mindset eh??
Dems: BUT BIPARTISANSHIP!!!!!

I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT

[mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week]

I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED

He's threatening nuclear war now.
Told you.
Is impeachment still not a possibility, Dems?
Unfuckingbelievable.
We all get to suffer because you morons couldn't vote for a woman and couldn't hold a fucktard responsible for his crimes.
Yay America.