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“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026
Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)
charlie brown voice:
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
According to Wikipedia, today is the 20th anniversary of The 1UP Show. I choose to believe this is true.
I miss this work. More, I miss my old coworkers. Still the best and most fun job I ever had.
I’ll let Jane and Eric’s killer tune race through my mind today.
A screenshot from a tweet that says "Imagine spending $1.25M on a rare NFT... Come back 3 years later... And the image is just gone 😭" The image they posted is of two NFTs, but instead of an image it just says "The content has been restricted. Using Cloudflare's basic service in this manner is a violation of the Terms of Service. Please visit cfl.re/tos to learn more."
Delighted to hear some NFTs are lost media
snaggletooth turkish hair emergency incel candidate wasn't on my bingo card, but here we are
They should let you scan dollar bills to add to your bank account like they do with checks and you rip up the bills afterward
in retrospect it's kind of funny that sci fi was like "imagine a world where robots gain sentience, but humanity refuses to grant them personhood" but in reality every loser techbro loser thinks chatgpt deserves more rights than like, actual people
This is awesome
great day for the haters
electroclash was the such an important cultural force of the 2000s. some coked out lady in sunglasses saying "I eat pussy" over and over again in a dumb neon outfit while a synthesizer went like weewoo weewoo? in george w bush's america? we needed it. we were dying.
kamala will at least be happy that there will be plenty of republicans in the cabinet
it's almost as if running towards the cheneys was a bad idea to begin with
yo im gettin a LOBOTOMY
10/10, no notes
i can't express enough how important it is to your mental wellbeing to have one or more friends, ideally a small group chat, that you can go to when you need to be mean as fuck about something in an extremely petty unfair hater-ass way. you HAVE to have a safe place to be a bitch or you'll go insane
it’s spicy wonton time bitch
#gamers rise uPPP
war
they got shanley on here? the site has juice
the other night instead of "grim reaper" my husband said "the greaper" and i refuse to let it go. babe was the greaper there?
Who decided to call them boxer-briefs instead of junk drawers
A photo of the twin towers hangs directly above the “restrooms” sign inside a Red Robin restaurant
Red Robin got the twin towers posted directly above the shitter
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