#Celebration 🍷 time with Asst. #Professor Voss. Proud of you my forever cutie love. 😍

a woman in a purple scrub top says " yes ! i did it " Alt: a woman in a purple scrub top says " yes ! i did it "

I am thrilled to announce that the Voss Lab will be opening for business Fall 2026 in the Department of Biology @mtsuofficial.bsky.social! It's been a long journey & I am so happy to finally find my scientific home. 🫀🧬🧪
#newPI #womeninstem #AcademicSky

(And yes, we're hiring!)🥼

Travel Hack: Skip the TSA line with ICE PreCheck… 🤣

For those of you who want to watch the deliciously brutal (and mischievous) ad by Lindsey Graham's opponent, Dr. Annie Andrews, but don't wish to venture into Elon's bad place, here is the BlueSky link:

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Mike Johnson: Tonight we have created a new award. We are going to do something we've never done before. We will honor him with a new award. He is the first ever recipient of the America first award. That is this beautiful golden statue here, appropriate for the golden era.

RFK Jr. Wants To Give Your Kids Early Start On Their Melanoma Well he can't be the only one walking around looking like a leather bag.

#rfk Jr. Wants To Give Your Kids Early Start On Their #Melanoma.

Well he can't be the only one walking around looking like a #Leather bag. www.wonkette.com/p/rfk-jr-wan...

Screenshot of an email that reads: Dear DIANA, As your federal student loan servicer, we're committed to ensuring that your student loan details are accurate. During a recent review of your account, we determine that a processsing forbarance applied for your Savings on a Valuable Education (SAVE) Plan application required adjustments. Effective 03/24/2026, we have switched your account from this processing forbearance to the SAVE Plan Pause forbearance, which is a temporary postponement of payments while there is a federal court injunctions in place impacting the SAVE Plan.

I mean, okay... ty, I guess, but why now? and why have you made me pay $700/month for the last 5 months? And why does my portal still say I owe for next month?? And why is the US president an Emperor-God for everything except forgiving student debt?!? 😵‍💫😵‍💫

#studentloans #neverendingsaga #wtf #yoyo

But but but ... his ballroom and Kennedy center renovation oh and and and $1 coin with his f-ing face on it and and I'll stop here ... 🍷😜

Trump says that he will not approve TSA funding unless it's tied to passage of his voter suppression law, also known as the SAVE Act — or the SAVE Trump's Ass Act.

He knows that he and Republicans are doomed in the midterms, and the only way to combat that is to make it harder for people to vote.

Trump's won the Iran war eleventeen times already.

#winning

Where’s ICE when you need them

Trump Deployment Of ICE Goons To Airports Going Great! Just in time for spring break.

trump Deployment Of #ICE Goons To #Airports Going Great!

Just in time for spring break. www.wonkette.com/p/trump-depl...

I'm copyrighting a "tsunami of twaddle."

Bottom half of US social security card with the name “Diana Bridget Voss” visible. A new surname to last me until the end.

My forever name is only a signature away from reality

Very Sane Congresswoman Wants You To Put Your Abortion In This Potty Colander So everyone let's get right on that.

Very Sane #Congresswoman Wants You To Put Your #Abortion In This #Potty #Colander www.wonkette.com/p/very-sane-...

Two photos of Robert Mueller. In the first, he's seated in a beige trenchcoat. In the second, he's wearing a dark worsted suit with a white button-down collar shirt and navy foulard tie

Two photos of Robert Mueller. In the first, he's wearing a charcoal scarf with a black overcoats. In the second, he's wearing a dark worsted suit with a white button-down collar shirt and red fouldard tie. His watch is worn with the face on the underside of his wrist.

Mueller wallking with Obama and Comey. All three men are wearing dark suits with white shirts and dark shoes.

A photo of Mueller as a student with schoolmates. He's wearing a checked sport coat with light colored cotton pants, light colored shirt, and narrow four-in-hand tie.

Robert Mueller was one of the last well-dressed men in Washington. Soft shouldered suits with white button-down collar and foulard ties. Wore his watch on the underside of his wrist, as a holdover from his military training. One of the last to carry that classic American look.

Snake plant with new shoots

Close up of new snake plant shoots. Looks like twins 🤩

You guuuuuuuuys, I’m a grandma 😍🥰🥳
#plants 🪴 #newgrowth #snakeplants #plantbabies

Trump: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

Jeff Bezos, one of the richest men on earth, is raising $100 billion to replace workers with robots around the world.

The oligarchs want it all. Not going to happen.

Stand up and FIGHT BACK.

The Roots #Picnic announce star-studded lineup for 20th #Anniversary // #Jay-Z and #TheRoots will headline the opening night on Saturday, May 30 #Music phillytrib.com www.phillytrib.com/entertainmen...

Sharks in the Bahamas Are Full of Cocaine, Caffeine, and Painkillers The waters of the Bahamas are filled with enough traces of human pharmaceuticals and illegal drugs that it’s showing up in shark blood.

Move over cocaine bear... Mama’s got a new inebriated animal to fear!

www.vice.com/en/article/s...

Microsoft: March Windows updates break Teams, OneDrive sign-ins Microsoft says the March Windows 11 update breaks sign-ins with Microsoft accounts across multiple Microsoft apps, including Teams and OneDrive.

Microsoft: March Windows updates break Teams, OneDrive sign-ins #cybersecurity #hacking #news #infosec #security #technology #privacy

As Americans all across the country worry about costs going up because of Trump's war, what's Donald Trump doing?

Creating chaos for millions of Americans with student loans.

4 false claims in 43 words, what a legacy.

Don't Be Too Shocked, But Trump Did Not Actually Get The Lowest Drug Prices In The World Yeah, we figured.

Don't Be Too Shocked, But trump Did Not Actually Get The Lowest #Drug Prices In The World www.wonkette.com/p/dont-be-to...

Afroman prevails in cops' music video defamation suit after a brief but viral trial The "Because I Got High" rapper made waves in 2023 with the album and song "Lemon Pound Cake," using home video to mock a police raid on his Ohio home. The deputies lost their civil suit against him.

#Afroman wins #Defamation case over ‘ #Lemon #PoundCake’ raid video 🍻 www.npr.org/2026/03/19/n... // Afroman - Lemon Pound Cake youtu.be/9xxK5yyecRo // Will You Help Me Repair My Door youtu.be/oponIfu5L3Y ✊

Play Us Out, Afroman! Tabs, Thurs., March 19, 2026 Morning news roundup and things to read!

Play Us Out, #Afroman! Tabs, Thurs., March 19, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/play-us-ou...

GNOME 50 is Here, and X11 is Finally Gone There's a lot this release offers, but a few changes stand out.

A new GNOME release has arrived! 🗞👇

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Nobel Peace Tweeting right here

No Kings Day will be too big to ignore.