Fuuuuuuuuck

I'd actually play Fortnite

I once googled an error code and the top result was my own blog post from ten years ago. That felt nice.

Not to always make everything about the US, but why is the Glamour article impossible to find on the US version of the site...

You have my attention!

Have you ever heard Gene Simmons's interview with Terry Gross? It's wild

We fed our child blueberries from the local farmer's market since they could eat solid foods. The first time she ate store bought blueberries, she spit them out.

This sort of scenario always makes me think of the Twilight Zone episode A Matter of Minutes

I didn't pay 0 dollars to block

Hello :)

Whenever Ted Cruz comes up in the news, I always think. About this quote.

“I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life." - John Boehner

I love that this is a lie. You *know* it's gonna change to be your default after a Windows update.

Sometimes they're a little bit qualified, and then fired two months later!

Y'all should be so proud of your work.

But musicals aren't *serious!* We can't make money on silly, non-serious things like musicals! /s

Soooo cool!

bUt HoW mAnY hAd AuTiSm?

Scotty doesn't know...

Man, if only the guy in charge during the last census had done a good job of it.

But what about the bootstraps? Won't someone think of the bootstraps?

"Less than I do now donating to my friends who are between jobs and GoFundMes."

"It worked, Agatha! The potion worked!"

Sakaguchi walking into the pitch room lookin like Columbo

Eaten**

More billionaires need to be ridiculed and made fun of, honestly

And somehow all of this is the trans community's fault.

NYT Breaking News: Liberals Push Trans Agenda By Building Nukes in Iran

When they go low, we go high, right? That's been the winning strategy?

Howard Dean lost because he yelled a little too loudly.