"Aww c'mon Lil Skipper, I can barely tell you're wearing them!"

"Why the long face, my sulky little sailor? You asked for an outfit that'd cover up your diaper while we're out shopping, and it looks perfectly covered to me!"

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Before anyone else does it... (photo available for licensing!)

Given that it's my profile picture, and I won't have an excuse to put it up for another year, I might as well post this shot from last Easter in my signature blue bunny onesie while I still can!

This morning’s egg hunt may be behind you, but the annual Easter get-together has only just begun. Hearing your name called from the living room for the second time, and knowing what'll happen if a third is required, you start to waddle your way towards the next several hours of humiliation...

Feeling fired up tonight 🔥🚒

You're recently up from naptime, your diaper feels half full & the adults are audibly enjoying their Sunday "wrestling" session, so you know that it's about 3pm. The noises coming through the wall tell you that you'll be getting let out your the crib just in time for a bath, dinner and bedtime.

You’re a Bouncing Baby Boy!
🍼Bouncing in the crib when you want out
🥄Bouncing frustratedly in the highchair during yet another baby food feeding
🦘Stuck in the Baby-Bouncer during “adult time”
🦵Bounced on Daddy’s knee in dirty diapers
🔒Bouncing in the stroller down a bumpy path while locked & plugged

You're no longer certain how long ago that was - after a while, you stopped counting how many 2nd birthdays you'd had. All you know is that, despite your many years of experience, you're still not prepared for the endless humiliations undoubtedly awaiting you this afternoon...

You hated visiting Aunt Sue, or rather, you hated your cousin being allowed to treat you as their diapered dolly all summer. When you turned 18, you learned the truth - your “aunt” was just a rich neighbor, and your “cousin” was your betrothed... who intended to keep their beloved baby doll forever.

"Oh, don't worry about keeping the "crawl enforcer" as long as your little guy requires - trust me, it can be a long process - we still have our Pampered prince's spiked booties ready to go in case he gets any bright ideas about questioning his place!"

"He used to be defiant about being relegated to being the baby of the house, but ironically, we've found it's much harder for him to stand up for himself when made to crawl everywhere. If you need some help with your lil' one, I'd be glad to lend you his old harness now that he's properly trained."

You have a crush on the babysitter... or at least you did back when you worked together. You were asleep in your stroller when Daddy ran into her and had a long chat about your new baby lifestyle. Currently you're blushing while Papa introduces his Valentine's date, unaware yours is about to arrive.

"Hey "pal", nice diaper bag you've got there. Looks like it's fully packed with my size, as luck would have it... thanks for "lending" me all of them, plus your powder and wipes. If you don't like it, feel free to tell the mall security all about the fancy bag full diapers you're carrying around..."

I don't think there has been a Disney princess in a sailor dress as of yet - but I'm guessing you either mean Cinderella or Snow White, who are certainly in my top 5 and have a fair amount of blue in their dresses, but I don't see too much similarity.

Your sugar-high is sadly short-lived, as the security guard catches you two grinding diapers and escorts you to the first of a full week of afterschool timeouts facing the corner and thinking about what you’ve done (and will do again shortly afterwards, your buddies parents don’t get home until 5pm)

POV: Your defiant attitude towards potty-training got you sent to the toughest school for diaper-boys in the state and you've fallen in with the wrong crowd. Hanging out behind the building, your new buddy is about to offer you your first candy cigarette before getting you blitzed on root beer.

Aw, thanks! I'll bet you'd look pretty sweet in a lil' sailor dress yourself ⚓ I was originally only going to leave this up for a couple hours last night for fun, but people seem to like it so I guess it'll stay. I gotta get up the nerve to wear this out to the seaside at some point.

Goodness knows what awaits you in the multiple suitcases they've packed, but experience tells you that this is just the tip of the iceberg of humiliations on the horizon...

You can extend your weekly backyard tea party all you want, but eventually it's time to go, and no amount of pouting will save you from the cruise the adults have booked. Yes, you're trembling in your heavy long-haul Huggies - but soon this will be the least embarrassing moment of the entire ordeal.

I've said it several times before, but the ABDL scene needs a good sailor themed diaper (no pirates, skulls or treasure maps please) who will answer the call?

Thanks! This dress is for sure my new favorite, it kinda the perfectly covers my bases in terms of my style of sissy content - overtly/embarrassingly girly while still kinda confirming my gender. Also, blue is just my color. I've got extra shots from this set that'll probably show up eventually.

Leanne's Pretty Dresses | Custom Fit Fantasy Fashions Online custom fit dresses for sissy, adult little girl, or anyone who loves fantasy fashion!

I went to find the link, but it appears this particular dress is no longer listed on the website. It came from here: leannesprettydresses.net and was named Annabelle, I'll let you know if I see it return eventually. FYI, this shop has frequent 50% off sales, so don't buy things at full price.

"Ah gee-whiz fellas, what do you mean where are my boy clothes? The grownups say these ARE my boy clothes now."

TBT to a pair of @abuniverse.com Little Kings overlooking their native habitat of Japan from my Tokyo hotel room two years back - looking forward to returning again next month!

Eh, not as yellow as I'd like - but hey, at least I know I'm staying decently hydrated 😉

Back half of early 40s - 43 to be specific - but compliment still accepted!

Thank you! As someone hanging on for dear life in the back-half of his early 40s, these kinds of comments are the worth their weight in gold.