I keep wildly oscillating between "I feel okay, actually" and "I feel irreparably broken and I can't handle thinking about being this way for the rest of my life".

Nine days until I get back to the doctor, ugh.

I call dibs on being Kibbeh.

I'd already decided I'm never driving in LA unless it's a life or death emergency. Now this? Hell no.

I lost my Finch streak at 494 days

The trip was worth it but I'm so mad

Will you get out of my head already?!

A woman with short brown hair, wearing an Iron Maiden T-shirt with a glowing arc reactor under it, a black pleather moto jacket, mirrored aviator sunglasses, and a toy repulsor beam on her right hand. She is posing playfully in a dark ride.

The closet cosplay of my dreams was a roaring success.

Absolutely not. Just seeing Waymos in the wild in LA gave me the heebie jeebies. Stop this train, I want off.

And they just officially delayed it another half hour. I am now *landing* at midnight.

There's not even an agent at the gate.

All systems still say we're taking off at 10:05. It's 10:08 and we haven't boarded yet. I hate this so much. I just want to go to bed.

(to be clear the Fark party was fine, I was just awkward and uncomfortable most of the time, no one's fault)

Flight got delayed again. Landing at 11:30 now. Stupid ass didn't take tomorrow off work. I don't think I even have clean work clothes at home.

Everything about this trip that wasn't Disneyland has been a letdown.

Also would buy that OJ's son did it and he took the heat intentionally to protect him.

Not quite "100% believe" but I still feel like the military shot down the fourth plane on 9/11.

Sunday scaries (on Monday) hit different when you spent a day at Disneyland and then have to fly home to your empty house.

This is my favorite Internet nephew.

I forgot about the goddamn paper straws in California, this is infuriating.

Women are frustrated with modern dating. Passport bros are angry that dating exists and that they can't buy a compliant virgin directly from her father. We are not the same.

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

I love how everyone is acting like Zohran Mamdani talking in Mario Kart metaphors is somehow unbelievable. He's 34... you know bro has a ride or die favorite Pokemon type and is up to his eyeballs in debt to Timmy and Tommy.

Existential Comics @existentialcoms The CIA's playbook for disrupting socialist movements was to join and start fights constantly over minor differences to prevent them from working together to fight capitalism. If you spend time doing this for free you might want to call them up and see if you can get a paycheck.

If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses

Making fun of fat people makes fun of me and I'm a fucking delight, you shithead.

This is a well-documented pattern in medical research and reflects systemic gender bias in pain assessment and treatment.👇

The person next to me on the plane is watching a movie about Sarah Rector and I keep getting pulled in and feeling like a creeper for watching someone else's movie.

On board the flight to Burbank. Bored already and we haven't even taken off.

Had to check my bag, which I didn't want to do, but it was nice not having to haul it through ATL. Just hope it gets there intact.

I believe that in order to take some small step forward, the word “bird” should be replaced with “saur” in all common names. Mockingsaur. Secretarysaur. Red-winged blacksaur.

HUMMINGSAUR

If you have to admit it's a reference from Black American culture, the next step is being forced to admit that Black Americans HAVE a culture. One that is separate and produced for ourselves out of love and not for the comfort and entertainment of non-black people.

A lot of people don't like that.

I like to imagine that Zohran Mamdani, Socialist African-born Muslim, was literally willed into existence by the collective psychosis of the Tea Party GOP over Obama, like the ectoplasm under NYC in Ghostbusters II

Mine keeps doing that with my parents. It's not cute.