i wanna get pregnant soon super bad i just keep getting scared that im too chopped and weak to do it chat does meadow deserve to be a mom weigh in

best friend vibesssss

seeing christ dillinger tonight and i couldn’t be more excited 😜

flowers 💐

i’ve been on a big vegetable kick lately. been loving veggies ! 🥗

u know the children are wild when ur literally casting a spell to have a calm day nannying them 🥴

new devastating put down: "wow, were you naked when you got dressed this morning?"

at the dmv basically topless. press 1 in the comments if you think he deserves a renewed license, 2 in the comments if he doesn’t and 3 in the comments if you’re confused by the question

going to wear my crazy sparkly hot pink lip gloss for my new ID photo 😘

i’m always wearing like no clothes and then have a mustache and crazy piercings and lashes and then i’m like “why r people staring at me???” lol

every girl who was even slightly rude to me in hs now has a hideous boyfriend i know that’s right

it’s very like… who are you talking to ?? lol. and also there’s never any gofundmes with it, no resources or calls to direct action…. just infographics that say like “don’t KILL transgender CHILDREN that would be BAD”

i’m so sorry but it’s rlly funny to me when ppl post like, many many many stories that are all just insanely obvious political takes lmao. this shit is like “did you know ICE is actually BAD?!?!”
“everybody HATES transgender!!”
“could trump be a MEANIE PANTS?!?”
like right ….

not sure what me and my wife are trying to say to each other

god kicked me out of heaven for being too thick :(( fallen angel teas

conversely, sometimes i am the scary dragon creature and lily is the small princess ouppy who i get get get

omg yes it’s a brand called ourbella, it’s their holographic lip gloss in shade stellar !!!

he is pink

now that i have fangs i rlly relate to This creature

me: *trying to pay for parking*
THE PARKING GODS: you will be going, to jail. $100000 too.
me: oh perfect !

ur gender and gender expression are not some sort of like, big invisible secret. like why r we talking about “oh no one knows im nonbinary” like ok then it doesn’t matter lol. like im so confused. no one ever thinks im cis, bc my gender is an external thing. what is everyone talking about

oh that? that’s my secret “they”. yeah that’s the “they” in my pronouns that’s an absolute and complete fucking secret unless i’m at a DIY show and i wanna yell at someone

it’s FRIDAY and it’s the FIRST DAY OF SPRING the air is full of warmth and potential and i am SICK AS A DOG so will be STUCK INSIDE ALONE TODAY thank you

music is so beautiful it has the power to unite people

i cooked this and was so so proud of it but lily said it looks like testicles 😔

i feel like i haven’t talked about lily being the sheep dog and im the little lamby and she gets gets gets me in awhile so im here to say that again

i’m rlly sick and it’s making me delirious im walking around my apartment saying out loud “peekaboo” to absolutely no one just over and over again. peekaboo!

every cis man is an unforgivable disgraceful freak and u can put that on my grave stone

every time i do any kind of spell this tweet is just echoing in my head. powerful 🤔

“have u ever said the word ‘brick’ in a derogatory context?”

“would u ever date a 19 year old?”

“do u like spongebob?”