you and i have chemystery

I’m in the mood for sea and sunshine

A purple iris flower with green background

purple
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missed my nap due to yearning, I may never recover

Our days can be tiring, so save some energy for the important stuff, like reading books, brewing tea, and shapeshifting into a were-bear to protect the old forest.

healing my inner torment by incorporating one bandaid a day into my diet

I need a nap, a beer, and a five-day camping trip without my cellphone

“not to be corny but” no PLEASE be corny. tell me everything baby

If two vegans get into a fight, is it still considered beef

I call it a toFU

casting a spell that makes you very silly in an evil way

I only subskeet people in my head.

(snuggling with my cat when she gets a look in her eye) are you about to bite me

cat: prrhaps

🔥

😂😂💀

if you’re not smoking weed with me, then your smoking it against me 😔

many are saying 😂

Baha haha

can't, I'm letting the dogs out

minding my own business is the best decision I've ever made

need to roll around in some love and kindness

happened at least twice before. you gotta stop eating roses! 😂

(again) 🙄

oh, was that just you farting in my face?

the wind calls me home again

👏👏🥳

when chaos becomes boring it’s time for a change

a safe place to be myself

Of course, glad you enjoyed 🥰💜

a safe place to be soft