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The postmortem of the *last* big outage shows that it was because they DOS'd themselves through vibecoded slop.

We need to go back to solving all our problems by turning them into constellations

The above post but with the original and unremoved skeet wherein why from the Blue sky team says. Looking forward to what the AI sucks. Crowd actually has to say about this one.

Good thing i screencapped it

why must life be so cruel..... i wasn't put on this planet to work and do taxes...... i was put on this planet to worship thick thighs....…..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND done.

getting zonked off my gourd on dental cement

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

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a person 's hand is reaching out towards a blue barrel Alt: Drip, Slip and Slop! Goop from a Bucket is now available on the Nintendo Switch 1 and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

Drip and Slop all over your best pants in this Sludge-tastic new title!

Goop from a Bucket is now available on the Nintendo Switch 1 and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems.

Culture Crave sucks:

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Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato. Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators. GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably... The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him. GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt? The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons. Chell complies. GLaDOS: Thanks. The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies! GLaDOS: Come on. The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how. GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT??? The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there! Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right? GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says. Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit. GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know. Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist. GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question. Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son... GLaDOS: That's the start of the book. Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!! Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

Don't do this. I spent my first ever paycheck on this from my first week of work ans it was a nightmare. My family hated how much fridge space it took up. I had mustard in every meal I could put it in for weeks ans weeks and it barely made a dent in it. You will come to loathe this. You need to run

nintendo wants to make (very young) kids video content, but they also have incredibly strict brand guidelines, so you get gems like this

I do not have a typing quirk—I write my messages normally. It's not just annoying, but difficult for non-native English readers to understand typing quirks. Is there anything else I can assist you with today?

had to make this games industry compilation after hearing digital foundry's really bad response to the dlss 5 backlash

cladistically speaking, all bird furries are, in fact, scalies

Especially this one

I miss this era of mario renders

Nubby from nubby's number factory is conventionally attractive

A screenshot from Mario & Luigi: Dream Team, showing Mario and Luigi in Mushrise Park, looking at two seemingly dead Luigis lying on the ground. Source: YouTube user @alexsstuff2801, youtube.com/watch?v=3PC_OU_xnKA

Mario & Luigi: Dream Team contains various unused test rooms in its files. One of these is the "two dead Luigis" test room, which is identical to the Mushrise Park entrance from the finished game, except there are two Luigis lying on the ground. The Luigis are unresponsive.

decided to show some more progress since you guys like it so much

4K ULTRA GAMEPLAY REVEAL TEASER

A few weeks ago I had a random "how hard could it be" thought that ended in me porting this to Android! It's on the play store and everything! Enjoy!

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one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it

I am a crewmate in a world of impostors

every xenoblade 1 cutscene

I disagree, Toby Henry Allen Scott Gary Todd Cornelius Fox is very well known for being covered in a large amount of foam at this point

He called himself eggman, so it has to be post-SA1

this is the sonic forces death egg :P