"too many anarchists on both sides"? you gotta be joking

this is where my quantum train cars really shine

i had no idea he ever claimed to be a dem

nice. i probably would have done better if i had read the instructions first

i almost didn't get this one. got it on #10

imagine a world of immense convenience, devoid of all meaning

hotel room with messy bed and chaise on the corner

the cuck chair is out
the cuck chaise is in

i recognize the illustration, but never saw it. it's on my list now

mussteps
muccidents
mupsies

you don't make oopsies. oopsies make you. therefore, they're mupsies

MR WORLDWIDE

my dog just stretched his front legs, then back legs, and instead of saying big stretch, i said "you're a stretchin' fool!" in a southern accent. is this allowed?

they should make a romcom where everyone dies

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i went to buy a bag of dicks and they're all pre-sucked now?? i don't understand this world

text on lcd screen: 4/20/2026 -selected Active 420 smoke - - alarm q flow active

even my job celebrates 420

it's spankins. you're gonna get spankins

awake, for ye punishment awaits

whimp cream

some celsius flavors are decent. cherry cola is my favorite.

these are actually pretty tasty. reasonable amount of caffeine

everybody was in this dang show

ppl only like me for my selfies

considering using the internet today

if i were an actor in the movies, i'd just get weird with it

babe wake up, the robocop bot account posted “bitches, leave”

Bitches, leave.

there it is

micheal shannon cinematic universe