It was so stormy ⛈️ that one of buoys decided to come ashore
Posts by Paul Shipley
Couldn’t fix a toaster; helped solder some broken wires on a kids toy; opened a Sony Walkman - needs new belt; put two plugs on cables; fixed a set of electronic scales. I’m calling it a win 🏆 👍😊
St Kilda Repair Cafe 🔧🔩🔨🧰⚒️👍😊
Hope everyone is having as great a day as Jo 👍😺😊
No joy today 😢
Couldn’t fix a slide film projector, or a rice cooker, or a toaster.
I tried. Better luck next month.
First St Kilda Repair Cafe for 2026 🔨🔩🔧🗜️🧰
The sound of Melbourne is … the Melbourne Sound
#orkestrated
youtu.be/ophf3kOU1VE?...
The thing that I hate most in the world is some mother fucker in a Winter Park McMansion who thinks that scamming people is cool and smart but paying taxes is for suckers.
These dicks think they’re winning but their souls smell like ass and they’ve built nothing but wealth.
It’s a good thing this parcel was marked as “fragile”. Imagine what would have happened otherwise?
(All good as the contents were well padded)
I’m rich! I’m rich! 💰💰💰😊
Apparently I had a rich relative in Canada 🇨🇦 who passed without a will and the attorney will split it with me.
Can’t be a scam as it’s not an email. Right? Right???
😂😂😂
What is in the Epstein files that is so bad that they have to "Wag the Dog" this hard? All we need now is a POW and a song by Willie Nelson, and it would be complete.
It starts in 2029 with the machines terminating everyone - so we still have a few years before we need to worry about it 🤖😱
Watching a documentary on AI. It seems polite - it did say it would be back 🤖
m.imdb.com/title/tt0088...
Jo’s a bit sooky today 😿
I think I was out to long yesterday 🥳
Jo is using the natural camouflage to sneak up on her prey 😼
The shoelace has no chance against such a skilled hunter 😺🙄
Image of James Packer talking into a podcast microphone. Headline: "Billionaire who preys on gambling addicts tells heartbreaking story of having to follow the law"
"What sort of monster makes casinos pay tax and bans them from money laundering?" chaser.com.au/business/bil...
I am this old
Fixed two lamps, and a printer. Couldn’t fix a lamp, and a salt grinder. 😊
St Kilda Repair Cafe 🔨🔩🔧🪛🗜️⚒️🧰😊
I keep seeing friends who aren't thrilled that Word is newly enshittified. At the risk of sounding like one of Those Guys, there is a magnificent, full featured, entirely free alternative called Libre Office that works on all platforms. I've used it exclusively for over a decade.
Meanwhile at ANTIFA HQ:
Good work with the Emergency Naked Bike Ride. Now deploy the 3rd Pink Unicorn Brigade and hold the 101st Super Hero Cosplayers in reserve. Tell the DJ to play some sick beats.
🦄🦸🦈🦖🐸
St Kilda Repair Cafe
🧰⚒️🔧🔨🚲😊
Today’s tally: helped fix one toaster, fixed one transistor radio, couldn’t fix a Kenwood mixer and a coffee grinder. 👍😊
Are you being treated like a mug? You can bet on it.
Get gambling ads off our screens now.
www.getup.org.au/gamblingads
Watching The Sting
RIP Robert Redford
Another great day at the St Kilda Repair Cafe.
I fixed a coffee machine 😊
www.stkildarepaircafe.org.au
thoughts&prayers
Meanwhile,
Notice how Trump will do anything to avoid releasing the Epstein files … that were on their desks ready to be released on Day One? Then didn’t exist? Then Congress released some of them … even though they didn’t exist .. but they did on Day One?
I’ve been baking again 🍰😋
Delia Smith Marmalade Cake.
Piece missing for quality control 😊
www.deliaonline.com/recipes/meal...
It’s the rich.
It’s always the rich.
#therevolutioncannotcomesoenough
It’s the rich media owners telling you it’s the migrants to blame.