im her dog !!!

thank you allie 😌

thank you zoey !! :DD

4 yrs of being a tranny today ^~^

the usb-c cloaca is already our reality . give me my audio butthole back

confounded machine wont let me use my earbuds from 2011 . why did nothing burn down about this

i hate when a device loses its useful orifices . let me plug in headphones

at work but i forgot my airpods im gonna die

i wish trannies could still get passports so i could visit other places

why is everything polyurethane

i need to circle back and synergize for the upcoming quarter

delightful little friend :o

small kpi humiliation

fuit gusher

i need to get an abortion

i need to emit particles

feeling very unstable for unknown reasons

Girls go to Venus to get rid of their penus

i dont know either . i think its made up . it has to be

i refuse to believe objects are still there when im not looking. why would they do that

i need to dig a hole

I’m chewing the wires in the Bluesky server room

(seeing the error messages) actually there are enough resources... people just arent sharing....

ive got that for shure im hella arfistic

do i have artism

ive been thinking about going to dl trade school

t4t cuz i gotta keep it in the family

im the manager. this is my house . i dug it out of the sand . the radiation always has the harm in it thats like what its about

the radiation comes with harm in it but i can get you extra harm on the side if youd like

would anybody like any harmful radiation