trying to tap into my midwest roots by cancelling a two-hour flight in favor of a seven hour drive

hello yes who can I hang out with in Chicago on Saturday

that's MORE FUCKING WORDS YOU PIECE OF SHIT

on my Georgy de Hevesy arc

There's a war on for your mind.

theonion.info

it's me. i'm the weird guy

*ambulance chaser voice* did you decide in your youth on the policy of truth? call 555-55... etc

Lisa simpson in front of a glass case of THE BOARD OF CANADA

Poll: Is your baseball team good rn?
Like for no. Repost for no. Reply for no.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

i don't like that platner guy because a) nazi tattoo & b) if a genuine progressive was revealed to have a regretted nazi tattoo somehow they would be subjected to relentless attacks over it from places that're suspiciously quiet about platner. i consider that telling

WE GONNA DO WHAT THEY SAY CAN'T BE DONE

I believe the word is "slouch"

we are on the new acela and my seat is broken

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

the darkest day in Virginia Tech history

gonna try this long-rumored "PHL" that i've heard my friends talk up so much

Air to Ground Message:

GOOD MORNING, NOT GOOD

Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Type: Airbus A320
A: #a08e17ae7e2
F: #fddca8c75eb

moment of personal growth: overcame my pathological need to exclusively fly out of newark. if i'm changing at o'hare anyway why do i need to start at a United hub

Cartoon image of a chef cutting Shawarma with the words“unknown pleasures” underneath

ghost of admiral rickover stealing ties and salt shakers

that one is built already and it's not mine

nah i think it was planning a party in the fourth attic and realizing no one would come because it was doylestown

the uranium brick was yellow, yes

it was a bizarre and non-euclidean victorian made largely of something called "uranium brick" and across from the train station and very haunted but only in quaint and pleasant ways but this did not make up for the fact that i would have to move to doylestown

horrible nightmare wherein i purchased a house in doylestown

he taught me it was okay to be weird

today I was pooped on by a bird, then angrily cursed the sky and pointed to the chicken i was grilling. "you're next motherfucker"

yeah