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Posts by samantha porter bridges

oh shit! that’s terrible but a gong would be very funny

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the thing that pisses me off is that in function arguments, attrset attributes are delimited with commas but when you pass them they’re delimited with semicolons

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Who are our enemies? Who are our friends? This is a question of the first importance for the revolution. The basic reason why all previous revolutionary struggles in Seattle achieved so little was their failure to unite with real friends in order to attack real enemies.

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are you fr??

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“in one month” being an essentially meaningless phrase is just perfectly designed to irritate me specifically

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why does my rent go up 10% during february

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awesome

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which, to be clear, is totally awesome

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down this path lies wolfram mathematica

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wait did you just describe “an arbitrary natural language dsl for calendar repetitions” as “tractable”???

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look at what a good job fastmail did with jmap, and afaik nobody else uses that

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not to worry: due to network effects, we’re structurally incapable of solving this problem even with a perfect design!!

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ok this is only tangential but can Someone please fix calendars? nothing wants to play nicely together, email invites only kind of work, everything from attachments to markup in event descriptions is so janky, i neeeeed someone to come up with an actual good modern protocol for this

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they should make a my feet that don’t hurt so much when i stand on them

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i passed my lead climbing/belay test. if you even care

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i fall while lead climbing but i’m just a tiny mouse so i’m tied into my harness with a single piece of string and my quickdraws are all paperclips so it’s fine

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i fall while lead climbing but i’m just a tiny mouse so i slip straight through the carabiner and plummet to my death

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leadership did return-to-office because yelling at your employees is less effective over zoom

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i also bought a gpu in late 2019 which was not quite as close but also insanely lucky when gpus quadrupled in price in early 2021

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chart of ddr5 64gb kits from late 2024 to april 2026, showing prices increase by 3.5xish starting in late september 2025

chart of ddr5 64gb kits from late 2024 to april 2026, showing prices increase by 3.5xish starting in late september 2025

red x is where i bought my ram, with no clue that price was trending upward whatsoever. for once i am the luckiest girl alive

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i really bought 64gb of ddr5 for $200 on september 27, 2025, totally clueless. just looked it up, same model costs $900 now

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this said in Stan Loona voice

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anyways inject estrogen

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mmmm delicious salmon roe

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we can rehabilitate them into our proud clown academies. the guys who tried to rig an exploding oyster for castro to activate while diving would surely be an asset to physical comedians everywhere

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you choose the callPackage function iirc, it can be builtins.readText if you want. but maybe i import it automatically so idk if that’s correct for your use case

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you might be interested in lib.packagesFromDirectoryRecursive btw. not sure it quite fits here though

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classic

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i guess it’s defensive. just so you know im not listening to this gay music because i like it. i actually think it’s really bad

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the part that was really driving me batty is like. the whole premise is that he’s alone. he can just not listen to disco music if he thinks it’s bad but instead he blasts it so loud he has to yell “this fucking sucks” to be heard over it

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