Vanity Fair understood the assignment

I missed the solstice but I did 108 sun salutations today with my work wife and I’m pretty sure I died. Like I’m actually not alive anymore. It’s been fun yall✌️

Every author has a praise kink: In this TED talk I will…

When the zon randomly decides to update ranking… anyway thanks for picking this baby up while it’s free!!🩷🩷🩷

Oh Kev🩷🩷🩷

🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

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mine

that was my first thought. Will it be cooler?

Bummer! I'll keep my fingers crossed for next year!

@korysteele.bsky.social hey bud! You going to COTA?

Thank you!!!

Do you ever clean the floor on the sides of your toilet and think what the poorly-aimed fuck bro?

No five years fly by faster than the five years between colonoscopies

new book y'all

Excellent 2024 Debut Romance Novels — Fated Mates We're so excited to be talking about some of the bright new voices in romance this week -- every book we talk about in this episode is a debut romance from 2024. We're introducing you to eighteen new ...

this week, we're talking about 2024's class of traditionally published debut authors. these are books we loved and think you'll love, too.

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Wait. Are retweets here called reskeets? Cuz…

A thousand years ago yes

this is a baddie checkpoint. reskeet with a pic where you were a certified baddie

Pro tip for anyone else trying to cut back on treats at work. Try getting some crystallized ginger slices. They’re sweet enough, but also so spicey I can only eat a couple of them and I’m set.

I have to give you two🥹❤️

#FridayKiss #Gold

Bluebird Basin book 3

The truth of this tho

I always thought it was Delirious. But I think my favorite Prince song is really Raspberry Beret. 

Imagine I’m no longer having sex with Chuck Wendig

The war on science exists because findings keep not agreeing with vibes

The third draft is where I question every life choice I’ve ever made

Get Pearl Jammed!

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authors wondering if they should use the word 'that'

My new kink is Heather Cox Richardson whispering sweet nothings like “he is a 78 year old man who is declining mentally” into my ear

To any romance author out there still writing stories right now despite (waves hands at existence) I see you and salute you and thank you. It’s hard af. Like so hard. But we need the joy now more than ever.

Thank you!!!