Congratulations to the DU Pioneers for an absolutely amazing ELEVENTH national championship! #C11ampions

Today I learned that Elizabeth Hurley is dating Billy Ray Cyrus and that Tiger Woods is dating Vanessa Trump and I am very much worse for this knowledge.

The Trump regime has really brought us to this point

I still have some in a box somewhere!

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Admiral Frank Bradley, who was the head of the Joint Special Operations Command at the time, concluded that the wreckage was likely being kept afloat because there was cocaine inside and could drift long enough to be recovered, said the sources.

Admiral Frank Bradley, chemistry genius:

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Reuters: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat, loaded with drugs bound for the United States, back over so they could stay in the fight," said Tom Cotton of Arkansas, the Republican chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee."

What I'd like to know is how exactly Tom Cotton could see, through a solid hull, at a distance, on a grainy video, that the boat was carrying cocaine. He must have a lot of experience with cocaine!

After the searing disappointment of the last season of The Umbrella Academy, I was completely prepared to be dissatisfied with Stranger Things 5.

But I wasn't! I thought it was actually great!

What's more, Virginia is now definitely right behind you on the redistricting!

'It smelled of onions and mustard,' Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies

Sounds terribly traumatic

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

I don't care if he went to see k.d. lang, I just don't want to pay for it.

An "I VOTED" / American flag sticker on a cloth bifold wallet, with a key and an iPod case, on an engraved wood tabletop.

If you are in New York City, California, New Jersey, or Virginia, it is IMPERATIVE that you vote today, if you haven't already. Please be a hero that helps save democracy and find a better future for all of us.

Halloween 2025 Listen to Halloween 2025 on YouTube Music - a dedicated music app with official songs, music videos, remixes, covers, and more.

Every year I try to make a Halloween playlist that isn't full of tired novelty songs. Please enjoy my Halloween 2025 edition!

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Why every call with Putin changes Trump’s Ukraine policy Former U.S. Ambassador Steven Pifer discusses recent U-turn in U.S. President Trump’s policy on Ukraine following a phone call with Putin. Pifer says that Trump can still end Russia’s war if he starts...

It's a complete crap shoot!

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Mmm. Bowl O' Cholesterol.

M.I.T. Rejects a White House Offer for Special Funding Treatment

Well done, MIT. The rest of the targeted universities: please do as well.

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Anti-Defamation League takes down extremism research after Musk leads rightwing backlash Prominent US Jewish advocacy and anti-hate organization removed over a thousand pages of research

Well, the ADL self-censoring because Elon Musk didn't like them calling out hate groups could not have come on a more appropriate day than Yom Kippur.

Zelenskyy praises 'well-informed' Trump after president's Russia war pivot Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy praised his “productive meeting” with U.S. President Donald Trump on the sidelines of the United Nations General Assembly.

I have whiplash. Happy whiplash, but still.

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I have agreed with both Ted Cruz and Ben Shapiro inside of a single day, and I am now certain that hell has frozen over.

Cephalopods Passed a Cognitive Test Intended For Human Children An eye-opening experiment on cephalopods reinforces why it is so important for us not to underestimate animal intelligence.

In what should come as a surprise to absolutely no one, it turns out that cephalopods have better reasoning and emotional control than toddlers… and probably most adults these days.

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$10 Million in Contraceptives Have Been Destroyed on Orders From Trump Officials

The hidden lede: According to the Trump administration, birth control is abortion.

We knew this was coming.

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Oh good, deporting more firefighters.

List of places suspending some US parcel shipments as tariff exemption ends | CNN Business Japan, Australia and Taiwan have joined a growing list of places suspending some parcel shipments to the United States following the implementation of new rules under President Donald Trump’s administ...

We have literally just put sanctions on ourselves. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Parker told the panel discussion they had received a note from the show's producers about the episode before broadcast. "They said, 'OK, but we're gonna blur the penis,' and I said, 'No you're not gonna blur the penis,'' he explained.

This is my favorite part 🥰

Welcome to the Internet, Democratic Party! We have an *embarrassment* of riches for candidates for the "liberal Joe Rogan". Rather than just throwing random money in the search for them, maybe just ask those of us who have been doing the Internet for 35 years?

So kinda wild that Marvin Minsky was just…totally wrong in the most fundamental way possible and will end up like Lamarck.

NYT Spelling Bee layout for 22 July 2026

Um, seriously, @nytimes.com? I think we're all over the age of 8.

Stay safe! Slava Ukraini! 🌻🇺🇦

After trans people, Trump now erases bisexual people from Stonewall National Monument The "History and Culture" page no longer includes bisexual rights.

Bisexual erasure. They're working their way through the alphabet, until none of us exist anymore.

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