You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for the horrible pain of being alive

JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i want you to sssay hello to
Rowling: graham lineham
Lineham: [wearing foil hat] free masons run the country
Rowling: he'sss got sssome great ideasss you should hear

IT IS OCTOBER AND THAT IS WHEN THE FERAL HOGS COME OUT

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not an original thought but bears repeating: half of writing is just being allowed time to sit on your ass uninterrupted and think about things really hard until you puzzle them out, which doesn't look or feel like work at all. but it is!

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The road to perdition is paved with feral hogs. Disgraced MMA star Parker Eriksen has fled to the lonely mountain town of Hekla Lake, atoning for her sins by bloodying her knuckles against the hides of America’s most dangerous invasive species. But when an unseasonable snowstorm cuts the town off from the world, the feral hogs start fighting back—and they aren’t pulling punches.

New genre just dropped 👇🏻👇🏻

Feral Hog Noir
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You’re welcome.

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🐗 ☀️ Hot Hog Summer is here!!☀️ 🐗

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Most of all, spread the word!! Even if you hated it! “Bruh you gotta read this book, it’s so bad it’s almost … good?”

Happy punching!

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If you like:

🥊 Lesbians punching things
🥃 Weird noir vibes
🫦 S E X U A L T E N S I O N
🐶 A cute doggo

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Ladies and gentlemen... Zombo Number 5!

A little bit of Monica, just her head
A little bit of Erica, blood still red
A little bit of Rita's dug-up bones
A little bit of Tina's eerie moans
Before you start to desiccate, here I am
A little bit of voodoo makes me your man.

Just getting started on this thing. Howdy!