terrible news

birthday merch drop incoming

I laughed in a way that blew snot out of a single nostril

I hope those people that take a big stack of gummies and then go into their local restaurants had a wonderful 420

My definition of bad is I watched it and it was bad.

I never understood people liking stupid/bad movies until recently when I realized that stupid/bad games provide me with a joy I simply cannot explain

People should read.
I'm tired of people not reading.
Please, if you can, PLEASE, read! Read everything, but especially fiction! Read comics!
It will help you with empathy AND make you smarter.
Please, read.

whichever mental illness keeps making me forget that designing and creating makes me happy better check itself.

im having such a good time.

after starting my youtube deep dive, i am no longer bummed.

i don't think i've blinked in 20 mins. i'm kinda locked in.

oh no, i forgot i love design.

✊

illustratorrrrr

very bummed to realize i think i need to finally learn photoshop.

algo is now regularly feeding me:

- not-for-me kink stuff
- horny gay men
- pet deaths
- parent deaths

i fear i am reaching my finals days on this app, so catch me on twitch, instagram, and youtube ig

I get that you want me to be softer and mitigate my language more, instead, just pretend a man is writing these posts.

We have some Servant of the Lake updates, now that we have a clearer picture of our internal development timeline!

Thank you for your ongoing support, and stay tuned for exclusive in-game footage and more exciting news 📲 👀 coming next week for our 11th anniversary celebrations! 🎂

I love Fridays because I get my crazy out during MAK and then I just go non verbal the rest of the day.

a tiny lil babyyyyyy

THIS BUTTON DOES NOTHING.

girl gon’ be big

It’s been two months 😭❤️

I’m not sure why I’m getting such a kick out of this, but on my walk this morning, my foot slid on something laying on the sidewalk. Looking down, angry and expecting to see a pile of dog crap, I found, much to my delight, that for the first time in my life, I’d actually slipped on a banana peel.

I'm like if someone kept leveling up a game character without realizing they're supposed to be assigning skill points

I wonder how many people’s taxes will be fucked because they used AI to do them

me to whatever is making my puppy growl in her sleep

OH! So you saw the same video (:

I saw the defense video and I was like “oh! We’re being DUMB dumb!”

if i see one more girl “guys it’s really not the serious”-ing a post where they’re showing their man truly does NOT like or care about them, im gonna go bald.

the girlies need to stop posting about their shit ass boyfriends/husbands online if they don’t want the entire internet telling them to leave him 🙏

STOP BOTHERING PEOPLE YOU FUCK. LET THEM LIVE.

put on lotr while doing my taxes, because if frodo could make that whole journey and face the evils, i could too.