a man is talking on a phone next to a suitcase ALT: a man is talking on a phone next to a suitcase

Phillies fans, losing their 7th in a row, watching the Mets drop their 12th straight

Someone get her a copy of Katamari Damacy to cleanse her pallet

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

YES repealing Permanent Apportionment Act has to be a real genuine priority.

The GOP entered this redistricting under the rather childish delusion they were going to gerrymander, and nobody would gerrymander them. In TX, MO, and a half dozen other states, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind

More reps. I'm think a thousand. They gotta share offices.

day 1 we admit puerto rico
day 2 we triple the number of courts (and 5x the SCOTUS seats)
day 3 we sanction and impeach every single no vote on the impeachment of 2021.
day 4 we abolish ICE and begin De-Trumpification
day 5 the former cabinet is tried for treason

Complaining that your side is under hostile occupation because you were outvoted by the majority of the VA population is peak MAGA whining. bsky.app/profile/coll...

The whining from the worst Republican you know will be quite delicious

"we are ruled by the place where most people live and the state's revenue comes from" ah, well, my condolences

AOC talking to RFK Jr. Her facial and hand gesture has the spiritual energy of that Italian hand gesture where you pinch your fingers and wave your hand (the "ma che vuo" gesture).

how it feels to say "sprezzatura"

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

The hulls are the cheap part. Building MSCs aboard and fitting them here is some chicken tax nonsense. Get the yards right and fix program management or don't have a Navy

Bingo.

I'm not a member of a political party, and I hate gerrymandering. Absolutely hate it.

But when one of the major parties so brazenly puts out that they plan to redistrict their state to give their side an advantage, they just better hope the other side isn't better at it and returns serve.

Image of a Virginia Democrats' proposed congressional map that is drawn to elect a ten-to-one Democratic majority and flip four Republican seats in 2026. The district lines are displayed over top of a basemap with major roads and cities labeled. The districts are colored by the 2024 presidential winner's margin of victory, with Kamala Harris districts in blue and Donald Trump districts in red. Darker shades represent larger margins of victory. An embedded chart shows the 2024 presidential election results and the adult population racial demographics in each district. Harris won 10 of the 11 districts, with Trump winning just a single district in western Virginia. Black voters would retain their ability to elect their preferred candidates in Districts 3 and 4, which remain safely Democratic.

Breaking (🧵): Virginia has PASSED a referendum that would let Dems redraw the congressional map for 2026 in response to new GOP gerrymanders in other states (pending VA Supreme Court review).

It targets 4 Rs to elect a 10-1 Dem majority.

Interactive map+data: davesredistricting.org/maps#viewmap...

Hey Virginia! TOMORROW, April 21, 6am–7pm, we get our chance to protect our state from the power grabs already destroying Texas, Florida, ＆ North Carolina. This amendment keeps things fair ＆ democratic everyone. Same-day registration available at polls. Vote YES! #VoteYesVirginia

Is it wrong to hope they haven't solved thermal runaway?

if you're under Porter you gotta drop (thanks Yee)

Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration.

He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions).

Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom.

And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ.

Remember this.

Pot is a Schedule 1 drug because William Randolph Hearst was afraid that hemp-based paper would make his timber investments worthless.

A government of the Pedophiles, by the Pedophiles, and for the Pedophiles

Cannot tell you how many times @cassmarshall.bsky.social would just hold me and @thederrit.bsky.social hostage explaining the pains the Minions movies took to explain how they missed WW2.

A Klingon yells at Captain Kirk, “Don't wait for the ChatGPT, answer me now!l

Wemic

Exclusive | Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer under investigation for ‘inappropriate’ relationship with employee A workplace complaint accused the secretary of the indiscretions while also alleging she has been shirking duties at department headquarters and drinking in her office.

they literally all just joined up to fuck

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so they had the press secretary fire the labor secretary via tweet but the labor secretary is now like fuck off Oddjob, I'm staying and has lawyered up, just another day in the golden age of America

I live in a Yorba Linda under another Yorba Linda

Before they were arrested- Vets are demanding an end to the war on Iran at the Cannon Building in Washington, D.C.