Feeling like a cinematrix genius today bc I knew that Steven Soderbergh directed Magic Mike and Magic Mike’s Last Dance, but NOT Magic Mike XXL

Run Away on netflix had 2 fat women within an ensemble cast of like 8

Blue metallic plastic egg sitting in red candle holder

Orange metallic plastic egg sitting in sea green shower tile soap holder

Pink metallic plastic Easter egg sitting on top of books

My mom came over earlier to help me start packing and I found Easter eggs after she left

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

I think we gave filming podcasts a fair enough shake and can stop now!

Getting the most out of Kanopy before my library discontinues it by watching a few indie & short films and Tropic Thunder (2008)

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

I haven’t seen it yet, but I’m choosing to interpret this as “the big secret” being that somebody got leg extending surgery.

A paved walking and bike path bordered by brown leafless trees

The Shining Badly Drawn Boy Love Train The O'Jays The Ghost of Rockschool Belle and Sebastian Desperados Under The Eaves Warren Zevon SGL Now, Now Fly Sugar Ray Jack Sparrow The Lonely Island Dreaming Blondie Trouble Frankie Rose Youth Glass, Animals Early Mornin' Rain - 2004 Remaster, Peter, Paul and Mary

Got in a little walk b4 the blizzard. In March.

“Those slugs know they can’t catch me” 🐌

Worms listening to Vroom Vroom by Charli xcx:
“Let’s Writhe” 🪱

Ditto and ditto

Nope. We don't have to do this. The courageous act would be to refuse. Jingoist slop like this is an enormous factor in why the US has been terrorizing the world for decades. There are no heroes bombing Iran.

Can we have 1 day without atrocities plz, as a treat? I really can’t be crying this many days in a row because of the news

A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

Black cat with one ear at an angle, stares at the camera grumpily

Sometimes when she gets up from a nap her ears are all cockeyed and I call her Mike Ehrmantraut

Low-level scare options: The Magic Treehouse series definitely has some ghost-related stories, & I seem to remember these Scooby Doo chapter books that were perfect for that age, I’m sure there’s some ghosts in there too! 👻

I’m honored 🤗, I need to be a better charli xcx friend because I haven’t quite gotten around to seeing it yet 😅

The magazines of my childhood/young adulthood:
Girls’ Life
Highlights
National Geographic
Smithsonian
Popular Science
Cosmo Girl
Seventeen
Vogue
W
SPIN
Entertainment Weekly
GQ

Did…Mike Tyson just call me fat because RFK Jr paid him to? WTF

Blades of Glory is currently on Peacock if anyone wants to watch some REAL athleticism today

Gesaffelstein, I don’t really know who he is besides that he was on Lady Gaga’s last album, but he already has a Muppet name so

George Constanza in an orange coat, text says: I got a focus. I’m shifting into winter Olympics mode.

Curling is something you’d invent with your cousins or neighbors one winter and be absolutely nuts over and then 10 years later your parents would be like, “remember that weird game you kids would play? with the rocks and brooms?”

Ayuda para Alex Toapanta y su familia, organized by Bertha Ayala Hola a todos Dios les bendiga el motivo por el cual necesito esta ayuda es porque… Bertha Ayala necesita tu apoyo para Ayuda para Alex Toapanta y su familia

ICE took the husband of one of our beloved daycare teachers. She needs funds to bring him back. If you’re able, any help is appreciated

I'm not a gun guy, is holding a shotgun with your dick while you fumble with a smoke grenade considered good trigger discipline?

I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:

I don’t know why this is so hard for people but people you have to repeatedly call and beg to ask them to oppose murder in the streets will never really be on your side

If you’re not from here, I need to explain this execution was on Eat Street, a commercial corridor of restaurants and coffee shops that literally everyone goes to. Normies, queermos, weirdos, neighborhood folks. Whatever that place is in your city, imagine ICE executing someone in cold blood there.

Minneapolis -19° H:-8° L:-21°

And I still have to keep the windows open because I live in a pre-war building