My Topps 1984 baseball cards: Lloyd Moseby, Jesse Barfield and Jorge Bell

You can say that again. #BlueJays50 #BaseballCards

HEY ERRBODY I BROKE BLOOSKI

we all know I have no life, so:

Yeah, start by calling it Grouchella

Martian Secretary of War, 1895

Not to be confused with Samoyeds, whom I've conclusively seen plan casino heists

To which a growing chorus has been responding: THE FLU

The only reason I have access to most of the iTunes songs I purchased is because I uploaded them to my Google Play Music library

Bus typo: Help us score the gift of life, DONATE BLOOB

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

Just really rookie OpSec mistakes

Like, I wish he *had* been thinking printers. Our printers are so much worse now.

I only knew about it because Bryan was on Doug Loves Movies

Interim Apple Chief Under Fire After Unveiling Grotesque New MacBook CUPERTINO, CA—In his first major product release since stepping in for an ailing Steve Jobs last month, interim Apple CEO Tim Cook faced a storm of harsh criticism Monday after unveiling a grotesque n...

Alas, the one we actually got, more or less.

theonion.com/interim-appl...

New Apple CEO Tim Cook: 'I'm Thinking Printers' SAN FRANCISCO—Following the resignation of Apple founder Steve Jobs, incoming CEO Tim Cook called a meeting of shareholders and members of the press Thursday morning to announce that he envisioned pri...

Imagine the world we could have had.

theonion.com/new-apple-ce...

They laughed at me at the academy; they called me mad

Simple rule: nothing I need to enjoy the movie should be anywhere other than in the movie

I don't think I have IP rights to any single part of it except the phrase "Blueish purple"

Well I guess we're doing Gonzo album covers now

Gonzo: plunge plunge. After Herbie Mann's Push Push

Thank you for doing the gag justice without sacrificing its aesthetic core

Wishing you all the best through ALL the stupid and all the early.

If there is a patron saint of polyhedral dice, it's this man. What he did for the field of recreational geometry.

And they also have rats with rockets. What's a "fair fight" to a Skaven general

They'd do the same to you

The Kind of Blue album cover but it's Gonzo. Now it's called Kind of Blueish Purple, and the personnel listed are the members of the Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem band

I will make these dumb things by hand until my hands fall off

The line at the Charcoal Pit

(I wrote, then retracted "Merrily". And I still love it. But it's weird.)