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Posts by Tim

We need fun generation names for 1800s kids. “We're gen Hoop and Stick. We drank water from the brook and our parents beat us with a switch if we didn't honor the sabbath."

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is it good when your product becomes hip slang for “bullshit”

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Four Loko for grandparents

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The Cow Tools and Hellmo meme templates also work as paper snowflakes! I used copy paper, scissors, and a hole punch. #papercraft #snowflake #cowtools #hellmo #elmo #paperart #comic

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Hell yeah, I still remember riding home with my dad and bro after seeing this in the theater, and just being on a high 🤩

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Classic rich and powerful thing: whatever they enjoy or detest is Normal and Correct to enjoy or detest, and when you have a different human experience they’re flabbergasted because surely the universe revolves around them?

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Grok give me an epic vulgar roast of this dork ass loser

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What is a heedless halo?

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What is a hippoproboscis?

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What is The Love Ballad Of Andy Rooney?

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In their world it’s only worth helping someone if you can then announce it online and get credit

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What is [censored]?

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What is embiggening?

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What is hoarding Nazi gold?

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That’s a great one ⭕️

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Lazy engagement bait skeet that just says “name a comedy cartoon tv show”

Lazy engagement bait skeet that just says “name a comedy cartoon tv show”

Brought to you by this thought provoker

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Name a food

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Freedom from kings.
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️

Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸

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a cartoon of a man holding a microphone Alt: a cartoon of a man holding a microphone and saying “that’s the joke”
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What is elec-Prince-ity?

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What is Humposlovakia?

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I need all of #lawsky to see this video from a Colorado appeals court livestream yesterday. I am in actual tears. Sound *incredibly* on, the subtitles will not help.

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What is a glowing ass? 💡🍑

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This is fantastic stuff, thanks for sharing! Would love to get a FLAC rip someday if you feel like uploading it

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What is Twain-maxing?

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Tim Robinson in high school

Tim Robinson in high school

Tim Robinson in high school

Tim Robinson in high school

Tim Robinson in high school. I assume at graduation the principal said, “I think you should leave”

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A smiling woman holding a cat that looks absolutely miserable

A smiling woman holding a cat that looks absolutely miserable

The cat on the back of the Arm & Hammer litter is NOT enjoying itself

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What is sit on it?

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A photo of a human hand holding the Australian Shingleback Skink, one of the few reptiles who mate for life

A photo of a human hand holding the Australian Shingleback Skink, one of the few reptiles who mate for life

Today I enjoyed ignoring work so I could focus on studying the Australian Shingleback Skink, one of the few reptiles who mate for life

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WHISPER PICKLE

WHISPER PICKLE

WHISPER PICKLE

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