Life on Mars but Ashes to Ashes didn’t make the cut?

"...Victor Glover, who will fly further into space than any Black person..."

I still think Jimi Hendrix will hold the record.

Lenny Randle could have gotten it to roll foul.

There's just no need for this kind of enshittified revival when full episodes of the real thing from back when TWiB was essential watching are available on YouTube.

Coming up on the first episode of Twitter's "anti-woke" TWiB:

* A 15-minute interview with Matt Shaw about why Charlie Kirk should be on the $5 bill.

* A segment on how April 15 should really be Branch Rickey Day.

* A piece on how Jews are conspiring to keep Trevor Bauer out of baseball.

It's going to focus only on white ballplayers.

Don't make me describe how they polish it.

Believe you mean "why," not "how."

A 1962 Met.

Of course.

Sheriff Andy Taylor must be immediately recalled from retirement and placed in charge of Secret Service ammunition allotment.

Pretty sure Matthew 6 had something to say about performative prayer.

Thinking about the bit from @pattonoswalt.bsky.social about the Slob Avatar he encountered in an airport fast food outlet. I completely missed that the takeaway from that routine was meant to be how manly the guy was.

Come on, professional baseball, you bunch of cowards. Somebody sign Joey Gallo as a pitcher. I need more weirdness out of that weird dude.

An underrated first baseman. For a few seasons he was like the store-brand version of Will Clark. Nice easy swing, good glove.

They were going to mention it. It was at the very tail end of the agenda, but the meetings ran long because of all the pronoun introductions and the "maybe y'all ought to look at primary sources" thing was skipped.

Six innings into the 2026 season and the #TexasRangers "changing the team's approach to hitting" narrative is already in danger of blowing up. Bats are looking very 2025.

#MLB #OpeningDay

A shotgun start with the last two teams to finish being docked an extra loss in the standings.

Rule of thumb: Sit quietly and listen to cabbies whenever you get a chance. Two of the best stories I have ever heard in my life were told to me by talkative cabbies in New Orleans and Las Vegas.

When my brothers and played we used to say that the very best thing was to be in a winning baseball game; the second-best thing was to be in a losing baseball game.

My favorite thing about his long, long college career is how he kept moving to progressively lower-levels programs. I was hoping he'd get one more year of eligibility and finish up at Tyler Junior College.

Except the only thing keeping the league alive are degenerate gamblers watching games to see if their Over comes in

"Debating"

Insert Princess Bride "You keep using that word" gif.

If you feel like wanting to read something that'll make you want to smash things, go look up how the head Duggars have reacted. Here's a quick quiz. Did they:

A. Express remorse for raising a bunch of child molesters?

B. Claim they are being persecuted?

Will warn you that the "Whatever happened to Sports by Brooks?" is a very deep rabbit hole.

So close to finding out what happened to Sports By Brooks, but mystery rages on Whatever happened to Sports by Brooks? It's a question sports blog readers have been asking since 2013 and we almost finally got an answer.

He had a fairly decent site in the early 2000s. Also spiced it up with a lot of scantily clad women to appeal to the whole Maxim magazine softcore vibe that was still going on then.

@jeffpearlman.bsky.social tracked down his story at one point, but then decided not to tell it.

You're not thinking of Sports by Brooks are you?

Infield-worn batting helmet not included.

Martin Short as his great character Jackie Rogers Jr.

Bristol Palin, showing facial paralysis.

Here we see Bristol Palin embarking on her new career as a Jackie Rogers Jr. tribute act.

www.huffpost.com/entry/bristo...

If it's anything but the Hardways I'm going to be very disappointed.

It was 25 years ago today when the unluckiest bird in America decided to go to a ballgame.