(require '[clojure.string :as str]) (defn to-relative [src dst] (let [src-items (str/split src #"/") dst-items (str/split dst #"/") shared (count (filter #(apply = %) (map list src-items dst-items)))] (str/join "/" (apply conj (drop shared dst-items) (repeat (- (count src-items) shared) ".."))))) (println (to-relative "1" "1/2/3.txt")) ; => 2/3.txt (println (to-relative "1/2/3" "3/4/5/6.txt")) ; => ../../../3/4/5/6.txt (println (to-relative "1/2/3" "1/2/3")) ; => "" (println (to-relative "1/2/3" "1/2/3/4")) ; => "4" (println (to-relative "1/2/3/4" "1/2/3")) ; => ".."

siiiick

canonically, in The Young Pope, Jude Law uses his divine, entirely real connection to god almighty to ask Him to smite a corrupt nun in Africa who is siphoning funds from the charity she runs for starving children and she dies that very night. in my heart of hearts i believe Pope Leo has this power

they're shutting down the local takes factory because of the Kirby avatar that wants to do a Bolshevik revolution

(Wearing a mustache) I like the Kirby girl

im going to make reese watch the tokyo calling music video and then when she is too focused ill do a dance like this

Indivisible game cover. It's a dark haired, darkish skin girl doing fighting pose with other miscellaneous characters behind her..

sick game so far. battle system *looks* simple turn based/atb but has some interesting rhythm and reaction elements. not a rhythm game just a rhythm to how you fight and react.

if i had played paper mario i think id be making comparisons

sorry and you're welcome

A guy with a large CRT monitor under his shirt on a bus.

i like this joke because someone gives up their seat for him. plus remember CRTs???

then i remember who made this show and can only imagine how the writing process went "A MAN????? AND HE'S PREGARNENT???? HYA HYA HYA HYA HYA" and then his massive fucking head bobs up and down like lemongrab.

Who let all the scumbag landlords in here

going to post this exact phrase on one of the zionist fb groups ive wormed my way into

He was only a capo! How could he afford this? How could Tony afford his house? | the Sopranos explained CineRanter Uncut

im unc as fuck and drunk to boot 😤

the company that produces the fell for again award medals has collapsed after production accelerated and the foundry exploded

most peoples views are complex and contradictory, my own for sure.

the act of speaking up or pointing out these contradictions invites interest and excitement (anathema to a workplace) as well as anger and resentment (the lifeblood that powers the modern workplace) 4/4

how do you communicate to people that your goals and viewpoint are "different"?

I hate the twin copes of "everyone feels the way I do but are afraid to speak up" and "my viewpoint is 100% unique and brave in a sea of conformity". their presumptions irritate me anyway 3/4

I've been throwing around the question of what motivates me (they kept asking) and how to translate "death to Israel" to something professionally appropriate.

it might finally be time to finish up a teased long form post on what it means to be the heel at work. to be the one who can't shut up. 2/4

i do a little blog here today:

awful work-related outing. i was asked if i had gotten the surgery, then they had the gall to try to poach me for their team. ive never wanted to work with someone less. it was like every word out of their mouth was designed, on specification, to repulse me. 1/4

hello all.

I'm still confused. Who is this guy and what is this show?

lmao ok that's actually very funny now that I know

twitter screenshot tarachara @tara_chara do you watch Tonari No Sainferudo with subs or dubs. Image of a collection of Japanese seinfeld DVDs

jerry seinfeld. he had a popular American TV show in the 1990s. i think this is from the official japanese sub or dub of his tv show but it could also be fake.

rad. i think. happy easter weekend

thank you catholic jampants. did you check out the young pope and convert?

too busy having avo toast and watching the office

people dont want to twerk anymore =(

now martin is scoring off him.

if you know anything about Education as an industry, this means the nation's present & future kiddos are super screwed, cuz Boston is where they roll out every new "innovative reform" pilot (that ultimately amounts to muntzing teachers & their unions out of the decision matrix)

It’s me. I’m coughing 99% of the time. At one point I’m very clearly sweating and crying after eating a wing with no sauce on it. I drink 16 glasses of milk and I keep saying “ouughhhh my tummy”

people love to get on here and post about how the site is being destroyed by mean leftists, and then you check their timeline and it is exclusively them getting into hours-long arguments with said leftists

seinfeld on stage. seinfeld tv intro but it's japanese