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don't like AI responding to my support request!

i'm too anxious about losing a spring for a piece of a printer

today we will see if I can bring my omnicharge back from the dead

ok Windows 11, you win.

kinda frustrating that I have to disable System Integrity Protection to add custom ringtones to my Mac

I wanna see taxi / limo on taxi / limo violence

MacBook Neo on display at an Apple Store in Rome

I just touched a MacBook Neo and I wish I needed it

it's wild that the best view of the Spanish Steps is on the second floor of the Prada store.

why is bro eating an apple in the bathroom that's actually gross

Screenshot of Indeed search suggestions. Part time, hiring immediately, full time, remote, warehouse, remote work from home, work from home, receptionist, server, walmart.

the search suggestions on Indeed are scaring me

Shows it's going to replace my password in the Dashlane password manager being replaced with just "password"

really cool feature of best buy's website that replaces the password you have saved in your password manager

jail localized entirely within a wedding venue I MEAN HA CONGRATS FUCK TAXES ETC

Just got out of jail. Do your taxes guys.

HAHA YEA RIGHT!!! FUCK TAXES!!!

Correction: MDR is on the outside of said Fortinet

Detected a denial of service from a new Fortinet router that scanned every port of an embedded contact closure device.

The original Heated Rivalry:

My iPhone kept running out of storage—this was the only thing that fixed it It shouldn't have to be this way, but it is.

kind of wild that I have to backup and restore my phone to clear nearly 70 GB of data that I can't touch in the year of our lord 2026 www.howtogeek.com/how-to-clear...

Today was one of the few times the ground lift switch on a direct box actually did something

No school for MPS rest of the week; Apparent ICE presence at Roosevelt High School causes chaotic scene Minneapolis Public Schools said that out of an abundance of caution, there will be no school on Thursday or Friday due to safety concerns related to the woman who was fatally shot by an ICE agent.

I edited it adding that ICE went to a high school to do terrorism there kstp.com/kstp-news/to...

I posted this to Facebook just now. Unfortunately, it's too long for alt text, but the post is public anyway. www.facebook.com/share/1D2TGD...

what if you made it a boob next time

I love how clicking "Failed to install" in Microsoft Company Portal opens a Bing search to the error code with "windows error" and "site:microsoft.com" of which provides absolutely zero useful results. None of the results mention the error code

I was gonna start moving more stuff for the Great Desk Reconfiguration of 2026 tonight but then I felt my facial hair grow in and now I have to shave??? Why do we all have to have this ridiculous flesh prison

my sisters cat chose my lap

just found out chicken-pocalypse was happening in project zomboid through a packet capture

Lost Verdania Christopher Larkin · Hollow Knight: Silksong (Original Soundtrack) · Song · 2025

for the uninitiated: open.spotify.com/track/6hvrwf...

i tear up every time Lost Verdania plays the story is so sad bro!!!

chatoid of jabroni_mike fame