Wow, it is deeply embarrassing to post reels on here, and I was not aware they cross-posted via Skylight! What a time to be alive and confused by the modern social media landscape

Several years and social media platforms later, I still have no answers and refuse to stop telling this joke.

Having a WILD night (staring at my phone at a gay bar)

Bring back my girls (where they at?)
Bring back my girls (get 'em back)
Bring back my girls (come on)
Bring back my (ladies)
Bring back my girls

But in this case, my “girls” are my sanity, my ambition, and my will to live

Every time I open this app, I see hole and horrifying news whether I’m looking for it or not

I am only JOKING!!! I have never been naked or sexual in my entire life, and anyone who says otherwise (including me in my own comedy) is a filthy liar

gonna win an award for being horny in a bleak, dystopian kind of way

That’s honestly what the rest of my feed looks like without me even trying

It was worth opening BlueSky for this take

DINOSAURS 🦕 TRUE NEUTRAL. JOE JOHN SANCHEZ III CHAOTIC GOOD. And other things to learn from this fresh episode open.spotify.com/episode/4224...

There are too many apps!

It would be wild if I started using this app

SUSSY! we’re back next month with @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social !

Yes, I came back just for this post

Feeling optimal levels of foggy with an “a” today in my lil yellow hat

Doing a dumb lil art sale again if anyone cares about that sort of thing: joejohnart.com

I am still HERE!!! (Not sure what to do with this app)

Okay, but what are their opinions about the rest of the Portland comedy scene???

Traveling for comedy a bit in March!

Come say hello if I’m in your city:
linktr.ee/jjs_iii

Enjoying this app until they make it fun enough for me to have an unhealthy addiction!!!

My kink is following people on Bluesky, then forgetting that I’m supposed to post here!

So glad that this administration’s entire stance on gender was informed by this line from Kindergarten Cop

If you want me to stay here, I need a moratorium on the word “blooomfies”

This is all NEW INFORMATION to me as a pure, innocent family comic!!!

Consistently forget that I am supposed to be posting here and just not lurking to look at butts.

Scrolled so hard to find my Hermey era (aka when I had bangs in college)

* my only good tweet

(I do not actually care about this, but I do find the second one funny in a “changed a few words for my book report to avoid plagiarism claims” kind of way)

Bravely reclaiming this 2019 tweet that was reposted on a gay meme account and has since been taken and rephrased by other meme accounts.

Exclusive, unedited photo of me as an 18 year-old twink hitting on men twice my age.