Oh congrats Ash!!!!
I'm at 2 yrs 3 months. No going back!

OMG hahaha. I would purposely put that baby in a well

Lol I was trying to make fun of this being her only identifying trait.

Imagine being pulled from a well just to be charged with domestic disturbance 39 years later.

Me tracking my FedEx package in real time

You work really hard on your articles & bittches be jealous. I would block without reply and move on.

*muting "justin bieber"*

It signifies that it's a boy capsule

People who do not do dirty deeds do not have people bringing up their dirty deeds.
It's that simple.

In the spirit of Melania I would like to announce I have never cheated on a boyfriend, never took the Lord's name in vain and I don't enjoy the smell of my own farts.

Reminiscing about the time they DIDN'T hold a press conferences to denounce ties with Epstein

Dude hahahahahaha

a silver robot is walking down a yellow brick road in the woods . ALT: a silver robot is walking down a yellow brick road in the woods .

You sang along with this didn't you

I love this Jeri. Especially you're fuck trump sign lol

Add Alex Jones to the list of fuckers who will never get a pass.
I mean, good for you that you've finally woke up, I guess. But you'll never be forgiven.
These MAGA people need an albatross hung around there necks.

Turned the furnace off. No need to turn on the AC. My favorite time of year.

Exactly.

Of all the things that piss me off Marjorie Taylor Greene acting as the voice of sanity & civility when she has been a co-conspirtor in this madness for the past ten years.
She needs to stfu and sit the fuck down!

Hey man! Good to see you 😘

Hey you're not hijacking my game and changing the rules. Fucking rude man.

Lol. It's the cast of The Pitt.

I need to find my people

Hahahahahahahaha

It's a small order and this is literally his job to insure I get everything. I'll die on this hill. At least he'll probably never deliver to me again and I'm ok with that.

I bet that MAGA never f*cks with you again Jeri! Was to kick azz!

I was switching channels and I heard her voice and thought That's what hell is like lol.

You're in hell and Nancy Grace narrates your every move 24/7.

🎶 It's a hard shrug life 🎶

Yeah I remember feeling sorry for him because he had a stroke and rooting for him.
Big fucking mistake I'll never make again.

Right? Lol.