I need to lay down on the floor

Chicago

Titanic is not a romance or a disaster film.

It’s a coming of age story. It’s the story of how this contained experience rewired Rose’s brain and transformed her as a person for life.

It taught her what she deserves from love, and it turned her into a self-sufficient person and a survivor.

We will destroy every monument, rip his name off the side of every building, and pull down every statue of him. And if our next administration won’t do it, we the people will pick up a sledgehammer and do it ourselves.

Gonna invest in a sledgehammer

The first draft is like the first pancake. It’s supposed to suck. You just need a starting point—any starting point—and build from there.

Being queer is the easiest thing in the world.

Existing around straight people is the hard part.

Hey boy, are you a logarithm? Because I’m trying to learn what a logarithm is through process of elimination.

Is this a safe space to confess that I prefer cavatappi and cheese over macaroni and cheese?

All these crooks need to have their entire estates appropriated by the next administration. Nationalize their assets. Sell all their belongings off, including their tee vees and furniture. Give the proceeds to mutual aid groups.

There’s no way I’m siding with the tech bros

Magneto (he’s a hero in my book) would belong in San Francisco, facing off against our technofascists.

"Those taxes you just paid? The money is going straight into Trump's pocket" would be good messaging

Why does anyone listen to fucking “strategists?”

Where Anne Hathawill, Anne Hathaway

Happy 415, San Francisco!

HAH!

This is my fault for learning how to read

Huge shoutout to @mrs-frazzled.bsky.social and @cheyennehunt.bsky.social for their fierce advocacy on behalf of Swalwell’s victims.

They took a lot of heat and hate, and in the end they gave these women a voice, held a powerful man accountable, and saved our state from having an abuser as governor.

How could I forget?

Most of the violence in this country is committed by rich men wearing expensive suits in fancy rooms.

YouTube needs to get better with the fucking ad breaks because what do you mean it cuts to a Tom Steyer ad halfway through a joke!? I forgot the setup by the time I got to the punchline

For my fellow Olds, “looksmaxxing” is the “no homo” version of body dysmorphia

And from what I can tell, “mogged” roughly translates to “owned/pwned”

So glad to see someone so beautifully articulate what I think about almost every day….

Trump is basically our King Henry VIII:
-very fat
-major beef with a pope
-didn’t give a shit about governing
-serial adulterer
-multiple wives
-killed at least one of said wives

Has anyone ever seen Aya Cash and Zoe Lister-Jones in the same room?

Fight your sleep paralysis demon next

I’m not an expert on Hungarian politics, but a lot of smart people that I respect are very happy with the results, and that’s good enough for me.

Congratulations to the Hungarian people!

Lemon could write The Communist Manifesto but Karl Marx could *never* write “Your dad drops stacks on this, and don’t forget it, he’s trying to find my pussy pics up on Reddit.”

IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE…

LOVE IS LOVE
BLACK LIVES MATTER
BIRDS ARENT REAL
VACCINES WORK
ELIZABETH II KILLED PRINCESS DI